If someone puts their hands on your girl...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:14 am

^^ w0rd

your the one supposed to be in a pent up rage threatening to cave his bollocks in

Post by **Deathshroud** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:17 am

Canis wrote:
Deathshroud wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:So you're a pussy I take it?
I'm not a fighter. But I can use weapons.
You'd be surprised at how hard it will be to hurt the dude, with or without a weapon. If the guy gets raging pissed at you and you're not ready for it you'll be in for a world of hurt, regardless of how experienced either of your are at fighting.

Not if I walk up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, tell him to fuck off, then smash his knee cap in. Followed by whatever damage I see fit.

EDIT: It's really less about fighting, and more about being ruthless and inflicting lots of damage.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:27 am

you have it wrong.

you should tap on his shoulder, smash his knee in, and while he's on the ground tell him to f*ck off.

that's the internet "bad *ss" way.

Post by **Canis** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:35 am

Deathshroud wrote:
Canis wrote:
Deathshroud wrote: I'm not a fighter. But I can use weapons.
You'd be surprised at how hard it will be to hurt the dude, with or without a weapon. If the guy gets raging pissed at you and you're not ready for it you'll be in for a world of hurt, regardless of how experienced either of your are at fighting.
Not if I walk up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, tell him to fuck off, then smash his knee cap in. Followed by whatever damage I see fit.

EDIT: It's really less about fighting, and more about being ruthless and inflicting lots of damage.

Hesitations and second thoughts will hinder your performance. The fact that you're all worried about it says you wont go through with any of it. You might muster up enough courage to tell the guy to fuck off, but chances are slim that it will go beyond that without you feeling a decent amount of pain.

Post by **Canis** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:36 am

I wonder if the nested quotes go forever, or do they stop after a certain number of nests?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:37 am

good question and add to that, since i've never counted, is one "page" a set number of posts or length of text?

Post by **Canis** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:40 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:good question and add to that, since i've never counted, is one "page" a set number of posts or length of text?

Interesting. I've thought of that periodically, but havent investigated beyond just wondering. Many folks have posted huge ass posts on political and philosophical topics where posts have been insanely long, and the content equals that of, or is much greater than the pages with one-liner posts.

It may be the number of lines on the page as opposed to the amount of text...

Post by **Berserker** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:06 am

Start by being nice. Let them know that she is already taken, in a nice subtle way.

Untill it's time to not be nice.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:13 am

Berserker wrote:Untill it's time to not be nice.

*tum dum dummm....*

Post by **tnf** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:13 am

Slap your girl for letting him do it.

But seriously, this is some pathetic discussion.

If a guy ran up and started groping your girl for no reason, then obviously you'd do something about. But if she is flirting enough with him that there is touching involved that bothers you...that's her problem.

So maybe slap yourself.

Post by **Tormentius** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:34 am

Deathshroud wrote:
stocktroll wrote:lol! some messes with the nerd's girl friend and he runs to a message board for help
Stop being an idiot, and think of ways to hurt people.

It was a valid point. If you haven't done anything by now you're not going to.

Post by **Deji** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:34 am

I'd say "You want to come and put that paw on my thigh too, fuckhead?" probably.

Then again, if the girl likes it, ultimately it's no use anyway.

Post by **Tormentius** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:37 am

Deathshroud wrote:
Not if I walk up behind him, tap him on the shoulder, tell him to fuck off, then smash his knee cap in. Followed by whatever damage I see fit.

EDIT: It's really less about fighting, and more about being ruthless and inflicting lots of damage.

A ruthless person wouldn't post on a bloody forum asking. And if you walk up out of the blue and smash a guys leg chances are you'll be getting stuffed in prison before a year is out.

Post by **glossy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:50 am

Canis wrote:I wonder if the nested quotes go forever, or do they stop after a certain number of nests?

i think it's either four or eight before they simply clip.

a page is a set number of posts.

1
2
33
2
1

quote that ^ and you'll see that's 8 nested quotes, but they've been clipped.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:52 am

glossy wrote:
Canis wrote:I wonder if the nested quotes go forever, or do they stop after a certain number of nests?
i think it's either four or eight before they simply clip.

a page is a set number of posts.

1
22
1
quote that ^ and you'll see that's 8 nested quotes, but they've been clipped.

i :lub: Glossy

Post by **glossy** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:55 am

oh, and my thoughts (although some parts already posted): if the guy's an asshole and your girl doesn't want it, punch him in the heat of the moment, before the adrenaline goes -- otherwise, talk to your girl about it. not much else you can do if you don't act in the moment. if the guy was well intentioned and your girl doesn't want it (a misunderstanding, if he was nudged and you're not sure if it was on purpose or not) tell him to fuck off your woman, then refer to point 1 or apologise. if your girl wants it, null point and you're fucked -- move on.

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:31 am

TNF said it best.

Post by **random name** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:07 pm

Opt for a threesome, I'm sure your girl wouldn't mind some dp.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:21 pm

Deathshroud wrote:...whats the easiest way to fuck them up with out doing any permanent damage? I was thinking baseball bat to the legs.

just chill out and do nothing...don't be a little moronic kid and do something u will regret...

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:28 pm

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:30 pm

What TNF sez, if a guy comes up to you girl and she's says him to fuck off, then I wouldn't see a problem. If on the other hand ur girl starts to flirt with him I would slap my girl.

If ur girl tell a guy to fuck off but he keep coming back then I would hurt him a little.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:31 pm

u guys r moronic woman beaters...why the fuck would u slap her? u ain't married...just dump the girlfriend and move on if she was flirting...idiots...if i see any of u mofos on the street be prepared...

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:37 pm

Yeah I also take everything serious and literal on this forum. :icon27:

Post by **4days** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:48 pm

tnf wrote:Slap your girl for letting him do it.

But seriously, this is some pathetic discussion.

If a guy ran up and started groping your girl for no reason, then obviously you'd do something about. But if she is flirting enough with him that there is touching involved that bothers you...that's her problem.

So maybe slap yourself.

aye.

if she let him do it, or gave him good reason to think that he could then it's her problem not his - dump her or have a word or something.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:48 pm

fuck u...

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