If someone puts their hands on your girl...

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Deathshroud
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If someone puts their hands on your girl...

Post by Deathshroud »

...whats the easiest way to fuck them up with out doing any permanent damage? I was thinking baseball bat to the legs.
Fury
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Post by Fury »

pillowcase full of pealed oranges
The dream is dead.
losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

the bloke across the road (well used to live across the road) found his wife cheating on him when he come home from work early... he calmly walked down the stairs and tied the rope to the back of his car and the other end to his feet... guess what happened next
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Post by Deathshroud »

hahaha, nice. No cheating goin on here, just people putting their hands where they shouldn't be.
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Post by SOAPboy »

Fury wrote:pillowcase full of pealed oranges
And thumb tacks..

>:E
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Tied who's feet to the back of the car?
S@M
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Post by S@M »

I'd watch, perhaps have a laugh, perhaps vid cam it for a session later on.

or you could say something to them, or show some possesiveness to let them know she is not a free grope
"Liberty, what crimes are committed in your name."
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Post by losCHUNK »

ToxicBug wrote:Tied who's feet to the back of the car?
his feet, the bloke getting his todger wet in another mans cookie jar
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How the hell did he manage to do that without the other guy seeing it?
losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

yer, can you tell us the story a lil bit, im quite curious :)
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Post by losCHUNK »

ToxicBug wrote:How the hell did he manage to do that without the other guy seeing it?
the other guy was shitting as he was watching him do it
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Oh LOL.
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Post by Guest »

Was he in the house at the time, or outside?
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Post by losCHUNK »

ToxicBug wrote:Was he in the house at the time, or outside?
in the passage (by the door)...

killed him

and the other guy next door to him was found murdered and one half found up wentwood and the other half in the river

and the guy next door to him was a serial killer (i used to kick his kids ass :paranoid: )

and the women next door to him was found dead with a screwdriver or somming in her throat

fucked up row of houses i tell ya
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Holy fuck :icon19:
Deathshroud
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Re: If someone puts their hands on your girl...

Post by Deathshroud »

Memphis wrote:
Deathshroud wrote:...whats the easiest way to fuck them up with out doing any permanent damage? I was thinking baseball bat to the legs.
why the FUCK would you not want to cause permanent damage?
Well, semi permanent. Wouldn't want to get myself into any serious trouble.
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Post by losCHUNK »

you could probaly get a few teeth out and get away with it, if he's just dipping his hand in the wrong places tho.... does he know she's got boundries ?
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So you're a pussy I take it?
Canis
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Post by Canis »

If she's not resisting being touched then you're shit out of luck; find another chick. However, if she's being molested and is trying to get away then you bust the guy's kneecaps in the heat of the moment and call the cops. You cant just fuck some guy over because he's being a guy (no matter how repulsive) and your girl is clearly not into you enough to stop his advances...
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Post by stocktroll »

lol! some messes with the nerd's girl friend and he runs to a message board for help
Canis
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Post by Canis »

stocktroll wrote:lol! some messes with the nerd's girl friend and he runs to a message board for help
Precisely...what else do you do if you're mentally locked in front of your computer?
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Post by Deathshroud »

ToxicBug wrote:So you're a pussy I take it?
I'm not a fighter. But I can use weapons.
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Post by Deathshroud »

stocktroll wrote:lol! some messes with the nerd's girl friend and he runs to a message board for help
Stop being an idiot, and think of ways to hurt people.
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

ToxicBug wrote:So you're a pussy I take it?
here comes the onslaught of internet "bad asses"
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Post by Canis »

Deathshroud wrote:
ToxicBug wrote:So you're a pussy I take it?
I'm not a fighter. But I can use weapons.
You'd be surprised at how hard it will be to hurt the dude, with or without a weapon. If the guy gets raging pissed at you and you're not ready for it you'll be in for a world of hurt, regardless of how experienced either of your are at fighting.
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