Woman stuck on toilet for 2 years

[tnf]

Wow.

"Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it"

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

[Wabbit]

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[Captain]

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I'm glad you're okay now!

[tnf]

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Is that where you've been?

[Big Kahuna Burger]

nothing like good old fashioned mental illness

[Canidae]

Constipation can be a ...bitch?

[seremtan]

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

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[Canidae]

I would guess that he got tired of oral sex.

[MrPink]

Stories like this are massively let down by the lack of pictures.

[Mulletman]

Pics would make this worth the click.

[Canidae]

Pics would make this worth the click.

You just want to see the mullet a women can grow after being stuck on the crapper for two years, don't you, you sick fuck

[werldhed]

Those will be some massive hemorrhoids and one severely prolapsed rectum.

[tnf]

I'm surprised she didn't throw a clot and die.

[werldhed]

Indeed. That's just asking for DVTs

[Tsakali_]

so my dna is 99.9% exactly the same with this thing?

[Wabbit]

I'm glad you're okay now!

Is that where you've been?

Gosh you guys are witty.