Oh look, GWAMPS! :olo:

[YourGrandpa]

I wonder if Gramps is aware that SUVs and large trucks have absolute shit crash performance?

Slam into a Hummer with your gas friendly gocart and we'll see how you end up.

[Grudge]

I wonder if Gramps is aware that SUVs and large trucks have absolute shit crash performance?

yeah, but as long as you feel safe, it's ok

[YourGrandpa]

Grudge drives a Yugo.

http://autos.msn.com/research/vip/safet ... r&model=H3

http://www.safercar.gov/Index2.cfm?myCl ... ic+vehicle

BTW, 5 star crash test rating. No thinking about that.

[Nightshade]

I wonder if Gramps is aware that SUVs and large trucks have absolute shit crash performance?

Slam into a Hummer with your gas friendly gocart and we'll see how you end up.

Someone drank the Kool-Aid.

[YourGrandpa]

Someone can't read.

[seremtan]

So this is in no way being over compensated for by the countless morons having 3+ children?

BTW, there are thousands and thousands of children born each year that need to be adopted.

so get on it then. you and cruella can be the first brangelina in the trailer park

At no point did I say that this should continue until we drive humanity into extinction. But I do realize that taking my point to such an extreme was necessary for you to make such a foolish point

yes, obviously you made that crystal clear by not actually saying it in the first place

[YourGrandpa]

I'm sorry. I never expected someone to take that concept to the outer edge of stupid.

*waits for the ominous "no u"*

[Massive Quasars]

I wonder if Gramps is aware that SUVs and large trucks have absolute shit crash performance?

Slam into a Hummer with your gas friendly gocart and we'll see how you end up.

Gramps, read the fucking crash test data.

A full sized sedan with high front and side impact ratings would've fit the bill fine, your story has holes, holes we fill with hickish stereotypes because you keep affirming them.

Knob.

[+JuggerNaut+]

really though, who gives a fuck

[YourGrandpa]

Gramps, read the fucking crash test data.

A full sized sedan with high front and side impact ratings would've fit the bill fine, your story has holes, holes we fill with hickish stereotypes because you keep affirming them.

Knob.

Who wants a full size sedan? Not me. Do you drive a full size sedan? I'd have to bet that most full size sedans get around the same gas milage as my Hummer, Knob.

[bikkeldesnikkel]

All of these are reasons why someone would want more than one child. None of them are reasons why you NEED more than one. Adding more people to the population of this planet for self serving reasons is pretty stupid. This type of behavior is exactly why animal lovers encourage people to spay/neuter their pets, because there really isn’t a good reason to keep breeding when you can adopt.

The same goes for one child, whats this nonsense?

[YourGrandpa]

Who are you and why are you posting in my thread?

[Nightshade]

Who wants a full size sedan? Not me. Do you drive a full size sedan? I'd have to bet that most full size sedans get around the same gas milage as my Hummer, Knob.

SUVs have absolute shit crash performance, this is a fact. You bought one based on how safe it was, another fact. You were incorrect.

[seremtan]

END OF TESTPA

[Grudge]

Who wants a full size sedan? Not me. Do you drive a full size sedan? I'd have to bet that most full size sedans get around the same gas milage as my Hummer, Knob.

How the fuck do you figure that, when that hummer weighs about twice that of a sedan?

Hummer H3: 14-18 MPG

BMW 528i: 18-28 MPG
Volvo S80: 18-27 MPG
(and these are big sedans, not your standard ones)

Why don't you just admit that you drive that Hummer because it makes you feel like a tough guy? Those weak attempts to blame your wife or rationalizing it by claiming that it's not worse than an ordinary car is just pathetic.

You're such a fucking tool, thanks for confirming every single stereotype of the stupid American redneck.

[horton]

1. Because a regular car is too small and my wife doesn't feel safe.

2. It's not the same point. #1 says week day use, to and from work. #2 say everyday use envolving the entire family.

3. I know what the MPG is because I own it.

You keep on saying that there is no reason for anyone having more than 1 child, but then say a regular car is too small? Either your kid must be one fat fuck, or you need the extra headroom for your fat fucking dome head.

Who cares if your wife does not feel safe in a regular car? it shows who runs your household when your wife's uniformed and incorrect opinions regarding car safety have priority over official reports showing how shit SUVs in general and your Hummer in particular, perform in roll over tests.

If you had any control over your family, your wife would be driving whatever you told her to drive

For some reason, I don't have total faith in your ability to work out the MPG - when it comes to fitting a smoke alarm, I would agree that you are the man, but when it comes to something involving figures, I think I will put my trust somewhere else.

To be honest, I dont care if you drive something that gets 1 mpg, I just think Hummers are fucking shitty cars (unless you are planning on using it for a military assault), that show a total lack of taste, you might as well put neon lights underneath, get some big chrome wheels and paint it the same puke colour as your infamous PC.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Who said he hasn't?

@ gramps...the dumbfuck redneck that can type inexhaustible bullshit faster than he can think.

[horton]

Who said he hasn't?

I don't think his wife would let him.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Who said he hasn't?

I don't think his wife would let him.

That ain't his wife. That's his father.

[GONNAFISTYA]

How the fuck do you figure that, when that hummer weighs about twice that of a sedan?

Hummer H3: 14-18 MPG

BMW 528i: 18-28 MPG
Volvo S80: 18-27 MPG
(and these are big sedans, not your standard ones)

Why don't you just admit that you drive that Hummer because it makes you feel like a tough guy? Those weak attempts to blame your wife or rationalizing it by claiming that it's not worse than an ordinary car is just pathetic.

You're such a fucking tool, thanks for confirming every single stereotype of the stupid American redneck.

There really is no point in posting numbers. Gramps is like O'Rielly....he agrees only with the reality that fits within his huge cabbage head.

[YourGrandpa]

Who wants a full size sedan? Not me. Do you drive a full size sedan? I'd have to bet that most full size sedans get around the same gas milage as my Hummer, Knob.

SUVs have absolute shit crash performance, this is a fact. You bought one based on how safe it was, another fact. You were incorrect.

The 2007 H3 has a five star crash test rating...

READ UP.

[YourGrandpa]

How the fuck do you figure that, when that hummer weighs about twice that of a sedan?

Hummer H3: 14-18 MPG

BMW 528i: 18-28 MPG
Volvo S80: 18-27 MPG
(and these are big sedans, not your standard ones)

Why don't you just admit that you drive that Hummer because it makes you feel like a tough guy? Those weak attempts to blame your wife or rationalizing it by claiming that it's not worse than an ordinary car is just pathetic.

You're such a fucking tool, thanks for confirming every single stereotype of the stupid American redneck.

Let me help you with this.
#1 The H3 is advertised with a highway MPG of 20 to 22. My H3 is driven, most of the time, on the highway. When I divide the gallons of fuel purchased into the miles traveled since last fill-up, I get 23. Now wether you want to believe it or not is up to you.

#2 The H3 has a 5 cyl engine designed to improve fuel efficiency of the 2007 model. Most full size sedans have 6 or 8 cyl engines.

#3 My wife liked the H3, she picked it out and she drives it every day. I have the money, so I bought it for her. If that makes me a tough guy, so be it.

BTW, you can stick the stereotypical redneck BS right up your faggot ass where it belongs. Becuase eveyone knows that the stereotypical redneck can't afford a Hummer.

[hate]

gramps owned the self-righteous euroPEON fags again

good on u gramps

now fuck off

[horton]

actually a brief moment of niceness will get the following from me.

its nice that gramps can buy his wife the car that she wants, the Hummer he got is only a 5cyl and apart from rollover tests, it does seem pretty safe, I would hope that if he bought that for his wife, he has something tasty to drive himself, I am selfish, I would never buy my gf/wife something nice and drive a piece of shit myself.

Personally, in his situation I would have bought her a 10yr old Honda, and bought myself a Porsche.

I still think Hummers are shit, and that SUVs are shit unless you use them offroad, but women are famous for wanting cars that are shit, because of some stupid image.

[YourGrandpa]

I think your submissive Japanese way of thinking is bleeding into your cerebral cortex. But good on you, none the less.

I drive a company vehice most of the time.