why the fuck do asians have small dicks?

[ifuckedapigonetime]

geoff: remember that time we dug up your kids and rolled in the mud with the pigs while having oral sex in the pouch of an alligator skin purse? maybe the word "orgasmic tummy ache" brings back memories? and remember when i shoved the fucking canadian bacon up your testicles and we ate them over a block of ice?







.....any questions?