Secret Santa

[Doombrain]

phantasmagoria = razors
seremtan = wrinkle cream
creep = a gun rack
MKJ = a fucking hair cut
mik0rs = a treadmill and some motivation
Underpants? = LOL GUESS WHAT??
Nightshade = hair
YGP = hair
Pauly = sex
Turdbine = death
Lawl = new material
Mazda = a sexual experience with a woman
Shaft = a smile
DooMer = a trip outside in the sun
DM = nipple cream
Drum = years membership to match.com
ek =
plained = a fucking brain
ROOk = a sense of humor
raw = a "i have a girlfriend now" button for his keyboard
hate = white skin
MQ = sex
SoM = polish
andyman = a gag
Eraser = a wii with a pussy built in
o'dium = suicide tablets
geoff = xfiles dvds
Foo = £10 lap dance
tnf = hair and sunshine
feedback = smaller nose
saturn = orthopedic shoes
Ryoki = a famous dutch comedian
+JuggerNaut+ =
dave = food
Dr_Watson = a life
4days = hair cut
Denz = a coffin
DTS = a kick in the teeth
Canidae = pubes
CaseDogg = men

[ek]

i am getting a dork, fantastic!

[+JuggerNaut+]

@ denz and hate's

[Fender]

I get coal, then?
lol @ Eraser's

[Survivor]

The fact that I'm getting nothing at least shields me from possibly harmful items.

[seremtan]

i get nothing from doombrain's sack. thank the gods

p.s. he's a fag. true story

[shaft]

[mik0rs]

Lol

I'd like a treadmill and some motivation.

[Underpants?]

feedback has a very normal nose, Quagmire.

[MKJ]

@ denz and hate's

i didnt get anything. pwnt

[edit] bitch edited me in

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

nipple cream

[Nightshade]

Oo! I want a big-ass 60's Angela Davis 'fro.

[YourGrandpa]

YGP = hair

I have the bill if you'd like to pay it.



Doombrain = Penis Implant

And I'm not getting the rest of you anything, unless of course you're planning to get me something.

[kel]

dave = food




lanky basturd

[plained]

ey ok thanks!

[R00k]

what's a sense of humor? will i like it?

[R00k]

lol @ denz and ryoki

[Nightshade]

I'm going to be Secret Satan this year. I'm going to shit in the carcasses of cats that I've skinned alive and skullfucked to death. ONE IN EVERY STOCKING!

[DRuM]

doombrain = lifetime subscription to repartee magazine

[Grudge]

DruM = a sense of humor

srsly

[Nightshade]

Grudge = fermented pickled herring

That's not what he's getting, just what he is.

[DRuM]

DruM = a sense of humor

srsly

Yeah, I already posted above.

Fuck off you dull cunt

[Grudge]

[DRuM]

A picture of a tin of herrings. Swedish humour is just the best !

[Canidae]

How did he know I shave down there?