Sexiest accent?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:02 pm

Just for shits and giggles....

What's your favorite linguistic dialect?

I don't know why, but I get hard anytime I talk to a lovely pikey girl.

Something about that accent drives me nuts. English girls too, if they have the right voice. I really like the words they use, it's great. Like Dido. OMG I want to have sex with her voice.

Spanish (of brazilian origin to be specific) would be next. 'Cept... spanish accents add a touch of 'whore' to it. :lol: Don't ask me why, I really don't know (although on retrospect... I think it's because of all the brazilian porno...). Doesnt' matter WHAT a spanish girl can talk about around me, it sounds like hot, mad sex.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:05 pm

dunno about my favourite but the most HATED accent of all time has to be the bristol accent

i cannot fucking stand it

Post by **PhoeniX** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:09 pm

Light Irish is pretty nice... the Birmingham one is pretty shite though.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:10 pm

It's not the accent for me it's the voice.... but with the right voice I'd have to say French accent. Which is odd cause I'm French too but have no accent.

Post by **4days** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:34 pm

went out with a transylvanian girl for a couple of months. her accent, and her voice were fucking lush - lots of really round Rs and putting Ts and Ks into words at random.

soft, county cork accent is good too.

losCHUNK wrote:dunno about my favourite but the most HATED accent of all time has to be the bristol accent

i cannot fucking stand it

a few years back i was walking out of this chippy in st pauls when this bloke who looked like the obelisk from 2001 in a shell suit asked me for my wallet - but he sounded like one of the fucking wurzels, couldn't stop laughing :lol:

come to think of it, i'm lucky he responded by jogging away looking freaked out instead of just beating the crap out of me.

Post by **megami** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:35 pm

French, but Russian is a close second

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:42 pm

4days wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:dunno about my favourite but the most HATED accent of all time has to be the bristol accent

i cannot fucking stand it
a few years back i was walking out of this chippy in st pauls when this bloke who looked like the obelisk from 2001 in a shell suit asked me for my wallet - but he sounded like one of the fucking wurzels, couldn't stop laughing :lol:

come to think of it, i'm lucky he responded by jogging away looking freaked out instead of just beating the crap out of me.

lol

theyre dirty dirty bitches aswell, i nearly bedded one till i sniffed her muff, i run out the tent and gave her to my mate

Post by **Timbo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:43 pm

CLEARLY scots*

*above statement may be biased.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:15 pm

megami wrote:French, but Russian is a close second

Yeah, Russian and some eastern European accents are just lovely.

The caretaker of my building is this early 30s petite, sexy litte eastern euro woman. It's to bad her teeth are all f'd up, or she'd be a total little hottie. Teeth aside... I think I may have had a few fantasies about shaggin' the maid.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:16 pm

Timbo wrote:CLEARLY scots*

*above statement may be biased.

Is your mum a Scot?

:lol:

Post by **Canis** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:01 am

Anything with a hint of european in it besides spanish. I dont care for spanish accents too much, and asian accents dont cut it for me at all.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:03 am

a horney german weightlifter

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:15 am

HITL *parp* ER

Post by **R00k** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:23 am

I don't know what dialect, but British accents get me going hard. There's a lady I work with who has an accent that sounds just like Liz Hurley's. She's not very attractive, but every time I talk to her I just want to jump her right in the hallway.

After that, I'd have to agree the Eastern European accents are pretty hot too. We had a blonde lady from a formerly-Russian country who cleaned after hours at my old job. Every time I worked late I'd spend an hour drooling over her until she made her way to a different part of the building. Couldn't get a damn thing done.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:29 am

Eleziabeth Hurley's english accent.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:31 am

ToxicBug wrote:Eleziabeth Hurley's english accent.

Yeah... that ones good. I'd prefer Angelina Jolie's accent in Tomb Raider though. (awwwwwwwww no more drool icon :icon33: )

Post by **7zark7** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:37 am

Voice of experience:

Every man should have a french girl.

:icon10: :icon14: ++

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:38 am

Not if she's from Miramichi...

Post by **Fender** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:37 am

works here

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:47 am

spanish ala Salma Hayek, Russian ala Maria Sharapova

Post by **Mat Linnett** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:18 am

losCHUNK wrote:dunno about my favourite but the most HATED accent of all time has to be the bristol accent

i cannot fucking stand it

But...
But...
We all sound like PIRATES!
How cool izzat, eh?

I've not got a really broad Brizzle accent, as I just work there, but it does rub off on you after a while...

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:42 am

In english: Chinese accent (see Lucy Liu in Payback for reference)

In german: Everythings cool, unless it's from the east. e.g. East German accent, Russian accent, Polish accent, etc...
Although it doesn't make my spine crawl as much as the previously mentioned accents, turkish is pretty bad as well, cause it sounds so ghetto.

Post by **Grudge** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:16 am

They speak Portugese in Brazil btw.

And yes, that's a sexy language.

Post by **U4EA** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:03 am

Thank you! Come again!

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:26 am

german a sexy language? oh please. its about as sexy as northafrican