Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:40 pm

Only uses 4 AA batteries. :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?vi ... otohosting

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:43 pm

theres even proof it works:

:icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **PhoeniX** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:45 pm

They could of at least grey-scaled the face

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:45 pm

He's got quite a few bids on it... I don't get why people bid on this shit...

Post by **denzii** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:47 pm

That's pretty funny

Post by **random name** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:49 pm

Awesome, I want one. :lol:

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:53 pm

theres videos aswell:
http://www.myblessings.net/tm/closeup.mpg

http://www.myblessings.net/tm/tm.mpg

you gotta be seriously stupid to bid on this crap

Post by **rep** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:06 pm

I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:09 pm

rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Er, he can hardly be taking himself seriously by photoshopping his face over old pictures.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:14 pm

woops, see post below

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:15 pm

rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

erm..

Hi, Is this a joke ? It appears you pasted your picture in some of those photos. How do you hook yourself up to it? How does it affect your...
A: Yes, this is a "joke". it is just for fun. Trying to make a few people laugh. Now, if you want "real" answers to your questions, here you go: you don't..

Post by **rep** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:17 pm

No, because if ebay sees that they can destroy him.

Post by **rep** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:17 pm

DRuM wrote:
rep wrote:I actually laughed out loud at this because I believe the person is serious.

Er, he can hardly be taking himself seriously by photoshopping his face over old pictures.

He's trying to cover his tracks. The machine is real. His future self told him that he would have to sell it to a crazy person on eBay, but tell everyone it's fake so the crazy person would in fact be the one who bought it.

Post by **Ryoki** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:18 pm

Well that proves it then.

Post by **xer0s** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:38 pm

rep wrote:No, because if ebay sees that they can destroy him.

That's not likely. He included this (in small print) at the bottom of his auction:

Individual results may vary. May not actually cause time travel. all rights reserved. no refunds

Therefore, ebay can't do shit.

Post by **DRuM** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:39 pm

xer0s wrote:
rep wrote:
Individual results may vary. May not actually cause time travel.
.

:lol: sneaky.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:56 pm

DRuM wrote:Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

After seeing Napoleon dynamite i dont dare buying time machines.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:57 pm

reefsurfer wrote:
DRuM wrote:Time machine for sale with built in paradox protection!

After seeing Napoleon dynamite i dont dare buying time machines.

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Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:26 am

the whole "funny ebay auction" gag is fucking old...quick everyone jump on the bandwaggon

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