Getting a wood...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:55 am

...is sort of inconvenient for me. When I'm at home, I can get a wood and just cover it up by bending my knees, so it would align with my legs and not be restricted, also so it would a way to follow. But when there is an emergency, the pole is too evident. And when there is an emergency, I have no time to calm the python down, so I it presses very hard against my pants, even though I wear baggy pants at home. This hurts him and he doesn't like any restriction caused by the pants. Although when I'm alone in the house and get a wooder (wood or woody can't quite describe the enormousness) I can remove my pants and boxers and let the pole extend to it's massive length with no restriction and that is what I call happiness.

Post by **Bacon** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:23 am

8====================================D

Post by **Duhard** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:42 am

fags...

Post by **bork[e]** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:42 am

I wish I could hide mine, much to large to even think about that though.

Post by **Duhard** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:49 am

hmmm nerds bragging about their cocks on a gaming forum...I think I understand

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:47 pm

So this thread isn't about golf then..

Post by **Pext** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:10 pm

it's about pocket billard

Post by **Pext** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:11 pm

i usualy do muscle contractions in other parts of the body...

the best thing woul propably be pushups - but... , you know?

Post by **Bdw3** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:58 pm

I usually just slip my hand in adjust it. :icon14:

pffft so what if i'm standin on a stage or something.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:16 am

This forum is mine...
No it's Scourge

Post by **ForM** » Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:43 am

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