so i went to the toilet

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so i went to the toilet

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opening the mystical door that holds the most treasured item in all the house

i proceed to take my place on the throne, part my cheeks and prepare to unleash the demon from the firey pits of hell

the demon is half shown when BING

LIGHT BULB WENT

i spent the next 5 minutes trying to figure out where i left the fresh role of bog paper >:E
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lol *points and laughs* :p :p
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:icon19: Always know where the paper is.
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:lol:

It's all about redundancy...

Two lights or more. :) :icon14:
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In my house I can get up, go to the bathroom, and find the paper all in the dark.
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Aye, but how do ye know when ye bee nice and clean? o.0

Paper sniffer? o_o
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This reminds me of when my little sister went through a phase where she would turnout the lights to take a shower because one of her idiot friends told her it kept the mirror from steaming up. :lol:
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I didn't say I did it, just that I could, in an emergency, If I had to. :paranoid:
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Bdw3 wrote:This reminds me of when my little sister went through a phase where she would turnout the lights to take a shower because one of her idiot friends told her it kept the mirror from steaming up. :lol:
Gullable++ Lol.
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Post by Bdw3 »

indeed.
scourge34 wrote:I didn't say I did it, just that I could, in an emergency, If I had to. :paranoid:
We actually have a candle and match book in each bathroom for emergencies. :icon14:

Like power outages and such. :icon30:
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We have several flashlights throughout the house. Candles too.
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Try shitting in complete darkness in a john on the spot. Not fun.
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scourge34 wrote:In my house I can get up, go to the bathroom, and find the paper all in the dark.
in my old house i could be on the bog (upstairs) and wave to the person whos knocking my front door down stairs (once opened after frosted glass was installed on it)
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rofl
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scared jehova's off pretty well
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:lol:
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:)
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poops.
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