The Pope has expired

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:57 am

driver's license from what i hear.

Post by **Canis** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:01 am

They need to have a web-based pontiff life-o-meter...you know, something based in javascript...

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:42 am

someone help me find my contact lense?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:46 am

He's not dead yet!

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:51 am

can anyone tell me if there's any truth to the rumour that the pope is going to be made into a rug after he dies?

Post by **U4EA** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:53 am

It's true .. I heard it in a revelation.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:58 am

apparently, protestors have taken to St. Peter's Square.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:02 am

Wasn't JP2 a socialist?

Post by **busetibi** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:22 am

sure was,he helped lech walesa with "solidarity" Poland's first independent trade union under a Communist regime

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:54 am

busetibi wrote:sure was,he helped lech walesa with "solidarity" Poland's first independent trade union under a Communist regime

You couldn't be more wrong. Solidarnosc was a social worker's movement against socialism. There is a difference between social and socialism.

Socialism is communism in it's worldly form, while communism is a state yet to be achieved, the worker's paradise.

AND CONTRARY TO MANY AMERICANS' BELIEF, NEITHER THE UK NOR GERMANY ARE "SOCIALIST" STATES.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:09 am

Splish enlightens us on all things socialist.

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:37 am

Hmm, he's quite right - there's a world of difference.

Post by **busetibi** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:05 pm

well i'll be fucked

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:01 pm

That bleeding heart libral peacenick tree hugger had to go. He was fucking it all up buy denouncing the Iraq war an stuff.

Here they are taking that prick to the doctor to have some heart problems installed. As you can see...that one stormtrooper dressed as a religious guy is forcing the old cunt down the stairs...possibly thinking of pushing him.

The pope...knowing he'll also be probed with a lubed finger...is waving maniacly at the camera for someone to come and save him.

But it's too late now. The Republican party has taken care of everything.

Post by **diego** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:07 pm

But... you are a faggot...?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat May 14, 2005 12:21 am

maybe that's why he sold his car

Post by **Canidae** » Sat May 14, 2005 2:24 am

So everytime you bump this are we to understand you are home with nothing better to do than flogging the bishop?