Team America

Post by **Cool Blue** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:51 pm

Funny shit.

Did anybody notice the Tattooine bar music in the terrorist bar? I just about pissed myself when I noticed.. pure class.

What also made me bust a gut:

F.A.G.
The utter destruction of famous landmarks without care.
Matt Damon or should I say... "Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaamoooooooon!"
Every damned scene with Kim Jung Il
"Next time you fuck up, I'll drill two holes through your dick so when you pee, you pee in all directions. GOT IT?"
All the dirkadirkas... I mean terrorists
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
The fight scenes - just plain hilarious puppetry
The jedi mind tricks at the Korean Palace on the guards
"Let me tell you about what kind of man Gary is, he is a man who knows when you put another mans cock in your mouth, you make a pact; a bond that cannot be broken. he's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth." :lol:
And the song "America... Fuck Yeah!"
Kim Jungs' song :lol:

Good shit. :lol: Almost pissed myself a few times laughing so hard. Could have been better if they left out the melodramatic love story shit. It was so out of place at times you forgot about wth was going on.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:53 pm

i thought it was alright, the whole thunderbirds style didnt gel to well with me

still some funny shit in there

i was almost in tears when the mountain opened and the music kicked in

TEAM AMERICA, FUCK YEA, COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEA

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:01 pm

I want to fucking see this, I swore at first I wouldn't but now I REALLY want to see it, sounds fucking hilarious.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:03 pm

one of the best:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Quote taken from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:03 pm

Kracus wrote:I want to fucking see this, I swore at first I wouldn't but now I REALLY want to see it, sounds fucking hilarious.

the 1st time i watched it i HATED it, the 2nd time i caught some of the gags which managed to keep my interest

i suppose having the mentality "this is gunna be fucking shit" had something to do with it

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:07 pm

I dunno, I catch a lot of the humor and mainly the point or moral of Matt Stone and Trey Parker's stuff. It's pretty funny shit when you're really thinking about it. I especialy like their political jokes, it reminds me of a bit of Daily Show humor sometimes.

Post by **dmmh** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:07 pm

AmIdYfReAk wrote:one of the best:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Quote taken from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:08 pm

AmIdYfReAk wrote:one of the best:

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Quote taken from: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

That's fucking hilarious.