when u masterbate...do u use ur left or right hand?

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:33 pm

i use both...its the only way i can get around on it...

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:33 pm

I use the hand of my dead mum

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:35 pm

I use both too...but a third hand is always nice...I have small hands...that 13 years old girl was the perfect fit.

Post by **dzjepp** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:36 pm

I'd say about 90% right 10% left

Here's another: Do you urinate in the shower?

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:37 pm

always...on the curtain...

Post by **Duhard** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:38 pm

this place is full of good ideas :icon14:

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:42 pm

i'd say 90% left, 10% right.

i pee in the shower every morning.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:25 pm

unfunny pic

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:25 pm

Jugg, you fucking idiot.

You post one more large pic and I will kick you in the cunt.

Post by **DiscoDave** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:27 pm

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:38 pm

Pauly wrote:Jugg, you fucking idiot.

You post one more large pic and I will kick you in the cunt.

oh.

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:40 pm

don't make me do it

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:44 pm

if you kick me in the c*nt, can i bitch slap your p*ssy?

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:37 pm

Now, now. It seems that both of you are female. So, instead of slapping and kicking through clothing, please undress.

Post by **D'Artagnan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:42 am

Duhard wrote:this place is full of good ideas :icon14:

Thats why i like to come here...:icon14:

Post by **stocktroll** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:32 am

i could never get off besides irritating the hell out of my cock using my hands
in fact i often do a few jerks with my hands to help desensitize my cock during sex and last a extra few minutes

Post by **SplEEb** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:35 am

I don't have time for masterbation.
In my town is a bait shop called "Master bait and tackle".

Post by **R00k** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:37 am

Don't masturbate? Either you guys are lying or you're some of the most miserable people on the planet. lol

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:46 am

I use my left because my right arm is a lot stronger, so I try to balance it out.

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:04 am

left, sometimes i like to mix it up with the right hand, but it's awkward. It's wierd, cuz i'm right handed

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:06 am

R00k wrote:Don't masturbate? Either you guys are lying or you're some of the most miserable people on the planet. lol

We're in touch with our bodies. I get laid alot, still doesn't stop me from squeezing one off every once and a while tho

Post by **CaseDogg** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:58 am

right, i cant cum with my left.

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:21 am

R00k wrote:Don't masturbate? Either you guys are lying or you're some of the most miserable people on the planet. lol

Don't need to. :icon26:

Post by **shaft** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:22 am

scourge34 wrote:
R00k wrote:Don't masturbate? Either you guys are lying or you're some of the most miserable people on the planet. lol
Don't need to. :icon26:

Most of these nerds here cant fathom having an actual woman to do the job for you.

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:43 am

I use my left when I am watching internet porn and my right when its from imagination.