serena williams (would you?)

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:22 pm

menkent wrote:i'd be afraid she'd clench her butt cheeks together and tear my dick off. :nothx:

my main concern, otherwise, all systems go

her face is okay, still feminine, but she isn't a sight

Post by **o'dium** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:22 pm

horton wrote:
o'dium wrote: I posted pics of my ex on here while i was with her and they went down well, why wouldn't I have the same standards now?

Come on man, the womans a fucking horse. Shes so fucking awful looking. If you like her, great, congrats, but come on, shes fucking rough.
i have not seen any pics of your gf or ex-gf, satisfy my curiousity and get posting pics.

if she is hot, then fucking great, some nice looking pussy might cheer this forum up a bit.

Fucking search you man loving ponce

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:38 pm

Nah I wouldn't, she doesn't do anything for me. I'm not interested in any woman that could kick the fuck out of me... you know, unless they threatened me.

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:40 pm

she's a rotten hipacrocopig

Post by **horton** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:49 pm

o'dium wrote:
Fucking search you man loving ponce

Fucking post pictures of the wonderful gf you are always talking about.

I would do a search for your user name, but im just going to find 999999999 threads where you whine about a computer game, and people reply by laughing at you, and reminding you about your mothers christmas day beating.

Post by **SoM** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:52 pm

bitch dont even shave down under

Post by **raw** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:03 pm

horton wrote:
o'dium wrote:
Fucking search you man loving ponce
and reminding you about your mothers christmas day beating.

)

Post by **diego** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:25 pm

Yep, definitely a male. rotfl @ every moron.

Post by **plained** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:28 pm

some chicks like me, and some chicks dislike me.

so if she has smiley smiles and sparkley eyes for me

i cant see why not

prolly carbo-load cuz she's quite the athelete ey i'd need quite alot of enegys for something like that!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:38 pm

lol no chance

id rather stick my dick in jesus

Post by **menkent** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:59 pm

losCHUNK wrote: id rather stick my dick in jesus

yer, he's all passive and whatnot so you don't have to worry about him whipping out a 10" and saying it's your turn to bed over. :icon6:

Post by **Tsakali_** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:04 pm

[xeno]Julios wrote:holy fuck:

yeah not shit, and it's 90% muscle!

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:06 pm

Nightshade wrote:You'd let either one of them bend you over and fulfill your sweaty Mandingo fantasies, you fruity racist nerd.

this whole thread is really giving you the high hard one, isn't it?

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:08 pm

diego wrote:

Yep, definitely a male. rotfl @ every moron.

"the 2003 Ford breast cancer awareness scarf"

because even empty gestures need corporate sponsorship :icon26:

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:09 pm

Doombrain wrote:she's a rotten hipacrocopig

olo

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:14 pm

lol at all the yanks getting upset

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:17 pm

seremtan wrote:
Nightshade wrote:You'd let either one of them bend you over and fulfill your sweaty Mandingo fantasies, you fruity racist nerd.
this whole thread is really giving you the high hard one, isn't it?

Pffft. You know you want to burn your cross in her yard, old man.

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:19 pm

you'd need a sharp pointy cock, like those KKK hats, to get up her cunt.

Post by **7zark7** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:22 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:NO

Post by **R00k** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:17 pm

I believe I'd pass. Unless she threatened to hurt me.

There are a couple of nice nubian babies at work I'd love to slide my spooge sled in though.

Post by **Iccy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:44 pm

In a second.

She has a amazing ass and tits and she isnt bad looking for a really dark woman. I like the Mariah Carey or maybe Halle Berry shade, but she is pulling it off. Plus you know she is all pent up from all that strick training and " no boys" mentality those girls have forced on them as a kid. You know they are just looking for the right corkscrew to pop the cork on that very rare and expensive bottle of theirs and give them a excuse to just go crazeh !

Good loving from a woman is good loving from a woman. Beats playboy mags and xbox any day.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:45 pm

Nightshade wrote:
seremtan wrote:
Nightshade wrote:You'd let either one of them bend you over and fulfill your sweaty Mandingo fantasies, you fruity racist nerd.
this whole thread is really giving you the high hard one, isn't it?
Pffft. You know you want to burn your cross in her yard, old man.

so you're vanilla on the outside, chocolate on the inside?

i'm gonna start calling you magnum white

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:46 pm

Doombrain wrote:you'd need a sharp pointy cock, like those KKK hats, to get up her cunt.

you'd need a fucking rowboat and a compass, more like

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:48 pm

fucking mobile phone thieves

Post by **7zark7** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:50 pm

Iccy wrote:In a second.

Good loving from a woman is good loving from a woman. Beats playboy and xbox any day.

I have enough trouble keeping up with my french wife....

I can only dissapoint one woman at a time.