to have a work ethic is to be a moron...

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Freakaloin
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to have a work ethic is to be a moron...

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u know how the work ethic got started right? there was this small caveman and a big caveman cums up to him and says. why don't u clean up my cave everyday and i won't bash ur head in with this rock. so the moron says okay i will do it. now the small cavemans wife wonders why her husband keeps leaving home for 8 hours a day to work for a bigger caveman. she asked him what the story is...to save face he tells his wife that the work he does is a noble thang...to be considered rightous and virtuous...lol if his wife only knew...

wage labor is a form of slavery u morons...

god i'm glad i don't to be a small caveman anymore...PWNED...
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haha
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i'm glad i don't to be a small
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Post by Nightshade »

Right, Goof's wife is actually the small caveman.
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Post by werldhed »

So you're married to a moron? Do you know about this?
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yup...but not me...
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Post by Ryoki »

I like Goof's history lessons, they teach me a lot.
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Freakaloin wrote:u know how the work ethic got started right? there was this small caveman and a big caveman cums up to him and says. why don't u clean up my cave everyday and i won't bash ur head in with this rock. so the moron says okay i will do it. now the small cavemans wife wonders why her husband keeps leaving home for 8 hours a day to work for a bigger caveman. she asked him what the story is...to save face he tells his wife that the work he does is a noble thang...to be considered rightous and virtuous...lol if his wife only knew...

wage labor is a form of slavery u morons...

god i'm glad i don't to be a small caveman anymore...PWNED...
you cant even speak english you fucking immigrant :lol:
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Re: to have a work ethic is to be a moron...

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Freakaloin wrote:u know how the work ethic got started right? there was this small caveman and a big caveman cums up to him and says. why don't u clean up my cave everyday and i won't bash ur head in with this rock. so the moron says okay i will do it. now the small cavemans wife wonders why her husband keeps leaving home for 8 hours a day to work for a bigger caveman. she asked him what the story is...to save face he tells his wife that the work he does is a noble thang...to be considered rightous and virtuous...lol if his wife only knew...

wage labor is a form of slavery u morons...

god i'm glad i don't to be a small caveman anymore...PWNED...
:smirk:
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Post by bitWISE »

What in the holy fuck does that have to do with anything?
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Post by Freakaloin »

bitwise ain't too wise...
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Post by DRuM »

Jesus christ goof, THIRTY FIVE THREADS between here and page 4 alone. The only person you're crushing is yourself, you delusional obssessive-compulsive fucking tit. :lol:
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Post by Freakaloin »

what about all the deleted threads?
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Post by redfella »

DRuM wrote:Jesus christ goof, THIRTY FIVE THREADS between here and page 4 alone. The only person you're crushing is yourself, you delusional obssessive-compulsive fucking tit. :lol:
black & white blanket logic
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Post by redfella »

You could also have a good work ethic and have your own business too... moron...
black & white blanket logic
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Post by Freakaloin »

i'm rich man...i don't need to do jack...
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how can I become rich?
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get a wife with a phd...
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hmmm sounds like a good plan...
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Post by Freakaloin »

well i got really lucky...she recieved most of her post grad education after she met me...must be my positive influence that got her thru...
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Post by Duhard »

...so she married an unemployed college dropout who spends his entire days trolling with 15 years old kids on video games msgboards?

woa...imagine when your daughter finds out who daddy really is...ouch

tough times to come, folks...
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