So we met Capt. Mazda yesterday...

Post by **andyman** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:02 am

Anhedoniac wrote:Mazda, you fucking wanker. I'm sure you bored them silly, you tiny pirate. PS: Red with the stormtrooper helmet is strangely arousing.

um there is nothing strange about it... you've just got that good ol' fashioned feeling, where you'd do anything to bone her

Post by **obsidian** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:45 am

Best thing for me is that I know the exact spot that you took each and every one of those photos. If I ever see someone walking down the street with a Stormtrooper helmet (or some goofy kid with a silly mustache for that matter), I'll definitely say hi.

Post by **iambowelfish** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:31 am

Zark, are you Canadian? Because you just look really English somehow.

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:48 am

sam the record man
best of show

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:33 am

yea, the sams is by far the best pic.. well done

Post by **Eraser** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:08 am

lol, great pictures. Had a good laugh here

Post by **plained** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:26 pm

great images as allways zark and red!

hehe mazda hey it looked like a awesome day, dude black leather?

how about a nice summer shirt!

ok, lets address the moosetash now

i think you got ur own thing going on there and thats goosd.

but.. i think it would all work better for you if you were to removethe mustash hairs just below ur nose so it doent give the illusion of nosehair!

i remove the hair just under my nose useing diagnal scrapes from a bic shaver.

good luck

my mustash is great!

Post by **plained** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:53 pm

also i would bring it up abit off ur top lip as well

for natural balence on uer face ey

Post by **stocktroll** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:26 pm

just another perk about us black guys... we look good with some facial hair, and in many cases better with it that without it so i dont have to be bothered with shaving everyday, just a trim of my goatee everyother day and a quick shave of sporadic beard hairs

and then if we go bald (if ur a moron) we can always shave our head and still look good

oh yeah we also age more gracefully often looking 5+ years younger than what we really are

i feel sorry for you whities

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:09 pm

you also have -10 IQ points, earn less money and have shorter dicks than us too

we win :icon14:

Post by **saturn** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:14 pm

Great pics

Post by **chopov** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:07 pm

:icon14:

Great sense of humour! ....and ..erm....wouldn't dig red off the edge of my bed. :icon25:

Post by ek » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:51 am

i'd fuck your wife up the ass :drool ey:

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:56 am

:danang:

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:44 pm

the music store one is the best.
You should have rocked Mazda outside in public, bet the reactions would have been a hilariously equivocal mixture of surprise and abrupt laughter.