I wouldn't pay $600 to shag her....

[Turing]

lol if you managed to get a girlfriend without managing to put down any cash then more power to you buddy.

[MKJ]

its great that she's laughing at people who have to farm for hours while she got it by just opening her snatch

[JB]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen all year. Thank you Q3W!

[bitWISE]

A quick Google reveals that I could get 5000 Gold on any EU server for about 125 €.

Not sure this makes the deal any better but I've heard there are lots of people who speculate on items in the auction house to make tons of money.

Looks aside, if he was one of those he probably just got a girlfriend for less effort than any of us has to put in. (movies, dinner, talks about feelings, etc.)

Gold on EU servers is 5x cheaper due to a lack of demand compared to the US. But you can't transfer anything between EU and US.

[Fender]

For some reason this reminded me seeing some monkeys (Bonobos? technically apes) on Discovery where the male just got back from the forest with food. The female plopped on her back, let him fuck her, took his food and he went back in to the forest to get more. I guess we haven't come very far.

[R00k]

lol

i'd like to see that episode.

[duffman91]

im gonna open up a brothel in nevada where the theme is video games and have a plethora of crothless costumes for the girls to wear.
im gonna be the richest man ever fuck this college shit

There are some shady and obnoxious places here in town. It's ridiculous how far people go just for sex. There's a place called the "Green Room". It's a "no holds barred" kinda place. You go into a room and you fuck whatever/whoever/however is going on in there. Sometimes you strike gold, sometimes you get anal warts.

But, knowing the average tourist, your idea would probably work.

[A1yssa]

BEFORE we do anything...

[Scarface]

oooo, groups/anal

[SOAPboy]

oooo, groups/anal

Joke was, get 5000 guys to pitch in 1 gold each.

[bitWISE]

oooo, groups/anal

Joke was, get 5000 guys to pitch in 1 gold each.

I dunno...I'd almost rather pay the 5000 than have to be the 5000th person to toss her a bone.

[iambowelfish]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

[Denz]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

A whore is a whore no matter how you put it.

[phantasmagoria]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

who cummed in your cornflakes, captain miserable?

[SOAPboy]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

You, are no longer welcome here.

[losCHUNK]

epic

[Nightshade]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

lol, shut up nerd.

[Kaz]

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[+JuggerNaut+]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

dumbass.

[xer0s]

This isn't funny. I don't see anything wrong with it. All I see is people being judgmental cause they can't handle the idea of nerds having sex.

They both got what they wanted.

I've never played WoW or any MMORPG, and I've never sold anything more intimate than a used PC on craigslist, but I don't feel the need to mock people who have made different choices.

Genius.

[Nightshade]

Redneck moron.

[iambowelfish]

Lawl. I could have been defending Neo-Nazi child molesters and I wouldn't have got this much response.

[Nightshade]

Yeah, we tend to frown on idiocy hereabouts.

[Scourge]

And yet it persists.

[LawL]

Lawl. I could have been defending Neo-Nazi child molesters and I wouldn't have got this much response.

I don't care.