anyway i posted on this forum like once, and then idled. :/
i talked to the guy Jotabin, and he sees nothing wrong with incest being performed.....which is preety gay.
anyway i thought i would humiliate him, and let you guys know who you play with
user >Jotabin< is a perv
I posted this on Fanfiction.com to get back at all flamers. Fuck all these lowlife bastards.
The Honushi Manifesto
By Metaletemon27
Hello, faithful authors. You have come to this site to read interpretations of various pop culture characters from the minds and imaginations of their loyal followers. Some of you have even engaged in writing such stories, and no doubt few or many have admired your talent or given you notable criticism to improve your writing style. After reading the Flamer Manifesto on Angelus_Zion’s homepage, I have written my own to discredit his views.
This site is a paradise for imaginative minds to share their work with likeminded individuals. Unfortunately, every Garden of Eden has its serpent. There is a certain ethnic group on this site and many others who do not say such polite things. These people are commonly known as “flamers” for two main reasons: 1. The insults they leave are called flames, and 2. They’re Melanie Griffith! They are also called “trolls”. In this essay, I will list a number of indications that you are dealing with one; the reasons such people commit these atrocities, and ways to combat these scumsucking lowlifes.
How to tell if you are dealing with a Flamer.
He/She uses the following words without restraint: fucking, retard, retarded, moron, moronic, stupid, piece, of, shit, shithead, asshole, talentless, no-talent, loser, and virgin, He/She left a comment on the first chapter of your fic, thus indicating either he/she only read the first chapter and not the rest, or just hated the summary. He/She doesn’t have any of their stories posted so nobody can flame them. He/She left a comment on the last chapter and didn’t seem to know anything about it, showing he/she just skipped to the end to make it look like he/she read it. He/She claims there was no plot, when there definitely was one. He/She is 19 years old and still in High School. He/She is a complete realist, rather than a superior idealist. He/She uses the insult “wanker”, although they don’t live anywhere near New Zealand He/She will claim to be involved in real life, yet clearly spends all his time on the internet, isolated from the environment around him/her. In a pathetic attempt to defend him/herself, he/she will ask how old you are, and then suggest anywhere from 7 to 12. He/She uses “we” and “us” in the argument, as if he/she is more than one person or representing some unspecified group. He/She likes stupid shows that you are opposed to, such as Pokemon, Rainbow Bright and Flint the Time Detective. He/She plagiarizes a statement from another site and uses it as their own. He/She has five or more different names on the entire Internet. He/She names themselves after a celebrity, but spells the name wrong. During an argument, he/she avoids answering all of your intelligent questions. HE/SHE USES ALL CAPITALS TO MAKE IT SOUND AS IF THEY ARE SHOUTING! He/She supports the traditional right wing. A no-good, oppressive conservative.
Why do they do it?
You may be asking yourself, “Who are these jerks and why are they wasting their precious time dissing someone they’ve never met that lives 2000 miles away?” First, you must analyze the character of the three different types of flamers: Cowards, attention hogs, and denials.
Cowards- About 70% of the flamer population is made of cowards. These people leave their offensive comments like a knife in the night. They give anonymous reviews along with a fake name with no relation to their main name. These scaredy-cats immediately run away and never reply back, out of fear that they will be verbally bashed even harder. These are the majority and can be found everywhere. Another way to spot them is if they leave a signed review, but their profile is completely blank and they have no stories or authors in the assigned categories. This proves they are only here to flame and nothing else. Attention hogs- These people flame stories just because they crave the thrill of an argument. They will purposely use only one name on the entire internet (or two, using one as a back-up) and leave their e-mail address everywhere they can. Their ultimate goal is too have many people hate them universally and make their name infamous across the net. Usually, this indicates a lack of attention from their family and school unit. Denials- The ultimate incarnation of a poser, the denial will pretend to be one group when he is clearly part of the other. They will decorate their profiles with messages of “Leave me alone!” or “Fuck off, wanker.” The thing about these losers is they will leave a paper trail that will allow their enemies to track them down. Each website they are signed on links to another one they belong to. Plus, while their screen names are different on every site, they will foolishly leave the same information, such as age, hometown, High School or birthday.
The flamer I am most acquainted with is the perfect example to the denial. On ff.net, he is called DooMed-Trainer, but he goes by many other names all over the place, such as Honushi (this document is named after him), Atomic Ghoul, Titanium Ruby, DooMed Marine, Kirby and many others. From the information he irresponsibly gave me, I know his birthday is September 24th, 1984, he lives in Chesterfield, Missouri, and he attends High School. Ironic that I’m a few months younger than him and I’m a college student. With some bribes and information gathering, I could learn his name and address if I really wanted to.
He dissed my story without reading it, so I dissed him back. Realizing he was no match for my superior intellect, he invited me to argue with him on another discussion board. When I got there, however, I was amused to find the other posers in the group didn’t like him either, and his posts were just pitiful attempts to fit in. Like a coward, he led me there so the posers could join him and outnumber me. I did my duty, and have stalked him ever since. Therefore, he changed his e-mail address and never tells anyone his new one, so nobody like me can make him cry anymore. Also, he now only reports stories with chatroom dialog in the author's notes. Makes sense, since he desperately needs to flame something, no matter how mundane.
Another flamer, Digi Advisor, made the fatal mistake of flaming Lord Archive. Now, Archive is the greatest fanfic writer in the English language, and dissing him will never work no matter what a flamer says. Digi Advisor said the most inconceivable things in his defense, none of which made sense and only served to make him appear even more ignorant. He didn’t give up until he was completely outnumbered by Archive’s wise supporters. He then walked to the bar and mumbled into his beer for the rest of the afternoon.
How to battle them.
Other writers will suggest you just ignore these nobodies, but I disagree. If they want a battle, give them a massacre. As Anton LeVey used to say, “If a man strikes you on the cheek, smash him on the other!” (No, I’m not a Satanist, but that advice hasn’t failed me yet.) Find a way to reply to the ingrate. One great method is to sound mature in your response. The flamer will attempt to sound equally mature, but your true words will eventually release the child within them. They will hit the Caps Lock and type various insults and most likely use the term “retarded”. This will be your chance to destroy them utterly, if they haven’t given up yet.
Another way is to scare them into submission. I got my ultimate revenge on DooMed-Trainer by leaving a negative review on the only story in his favorite category. In fact, I used the same insulting phrases that the guy said to me. Then, I created an alias (with a different e-mail, under the name pokeluver2001) as a Charmander loving girl. I contacted him, gained his trust, and then led him right to the review page to see my dirty work. From his response, I could tell he was deeply hurt and angry. (Yes, I flamed someone. But this was a case of the greater good.) After that, the little bastard stopped dropping flames everywhere, realizing I would be watching him.
Another thing to keep in mind is that flamers are ultimately necessary to the structure of the site. After all, every village needs an idiot. Smart readers will read their foolish comments and immediately disregard them. Whatever you do, DO NOT forget that flamers are not a united league of extraordinary gentlemen. Each flamer is just one person with no imagination and little friends. They do not represent everybody’s opinions. They are weak and insignificant, and dealing with them is easy, fun, and very gratifying in the argument’s conclusion. As comedian George Carlin says, “There are three kinds of people. Those who are fucking stupid, those who are full of shit, and those who are fucking nuts!”
So keep these tips in mind as you venture out onto the vast archives of fan fiction sites. With your awareness, this disease called “poserism” will be wiped out… for good!
