Maybe he can write a book about how he would have done it.Foo wrote:Bet OJ did it.
ana nichole is dead!
Pretty much all of them.tnf wrote:Which beheading? The hanging beheading? Did that use up all your generic remorse?Foo wrote:You know I just back-to-backed the iraq beheading videos and I'm having difficulty finding any of my usual generic remorse for her passing.
And yeah. Imma gonna go buy some more from the shops. Will probably step on some ants on my way.
Hey, I hate that her son died so young too.tnf wrote:I would agree in some of her earlier shots...Doombrain wrote:yeah she used to be mint.
It's sad when someone dies regardless. I think the death of Saddam garnered more sympathy from the gang here.
Once she blew up you could never really see her the same, even after she trimmed down with her 'natural' diet solution.
Sad anyway - she may have been a white trash whore, but she had a rough go of it lately with her son dying and whatnot.
Yet, I personally can't help but think that a lot of the bad shit that's happened to her has been a direct result of her bad decisions.
And the way she used her name to promote that TrimSpa horseshit was reprehensible IMHO.
It is a shady diet drug that can't be healthy (look at her), and the company has been sued and/or outed multiple times for their shameless business practices. And she was convincing people to use it.
So, had she already blown the loads of cash she got off her decrepit old sugar daddy's death (after fighting his real son for it), and needed the money? Or did she try to foist it on people just because it worked as an exercise replacement for her fat ass? Nevermind it left her looking like she was half dead afterward.
And she's still with this greaseball who's trying to be her lawyer and husband at the same time - even after her son died from some hard-to-explain causes in the Bahamas?
I'm sorry -- I know she's been through a lot of shit lately, and what happened to her son is horrible. But she's such a horrible person from everything that I've seen, that it's hard to have much sympathy.
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Oh, I'm not saying a lot of shit wasn't her own fault at all. Of course it was. She was a gold digger with the old man, drug addict (like her son)etc...R00k wrote:Hey, I hate that her son died so young too.tnf wrote:I would agree in some of her earlier shots...Doombrain wrote:yeah she used to be mint.
It's sad when someone dies regardless. I think the death of Saddam garnered more sympathy from the gang here.
Once she blew up you could never really see her the same, even after she trimmed down with her 'natural' diet solution.
Sad anyway - she may have been a white trash whore, but she had a rough go of it lately with her son dying and whatnot.
Yet, I personally can't help but think that a lot of the bad shit that's happened to her has been a direct result of her bad decisions.
And the way she used her name to promote that TrimSpa horseshit was reprehensible IMHO.
It is a shady diet drug that can't be healthy (look at her), and the company has been sued and/or outed multiple times for their shameless business practices. And she was convincing people to use it.
So, had she already blown the loads of cash she got off her decrepit old sugar daddy's death (after fighting his real son for it), and needed the money? Or did she try to foist it on people just because it worked as an exercise replacement for her fat ass? Nevermind it left her looking like she was half dead afterward.
And she's still with this greaseball who's trying to be her lawyer and husband at the same time - even after her son died from some hard-to-explain causes in the Bahamas?
I'm sorry -- I know she's been through a lot of shit lately, and what happened to her son is horrible. But she's such a horrible person from everything that I've seen, that it's hard to have much sympathy.
Maybe its the teacher side of me, but I don't see the pure evil you mention, I see someone who missed out on a lot of important life learnings early on and when fame hit her, she went for a ride letting the outside influences end up helping to shape who she was. Does she still have culpability? Definitely - she made a LOT of bad decisions. My point was just that despite everyone's laughing about it, calling her this or that (much of it warranted), I still just look at the whole thing and see a depressing, sad ending to a sad life story.
Like I said, it seems like Saddam's death garnered more sympathy.
there should have been disgust with how unprofessional it was, justifiably. But it looked to me like sympathy directly towards Saddam - but its really not a big deal, splitting hairs at the end of the day. Maybe some of the sympathy for Saddam came from people's anger towards the Iraq war as a whole - because the war is a complete clusterfuck he can be forgiven his sins. Anyhow, I wasn't meaning to start a big debate on this (although this isn't one).mjrpes wrote:The thing with Saddam is a lot of that sympathy was a result of the circumstances of his execution. There was no professionalism to the act and that just made the whole thing sad. The guy deserved death, but his execution was sad.
I agree with that completely. I never said she was evil - I was just implying that she was fairly white trash in the beginning, and as far as I know she never really did anything to redeem herself.tnf wrote: Oh, I'm not saying a lot of shit wasn't her own fault at all. Of course it was. She was a gold digger with the old man, drug addict (like her son)etc...
Maybe its the teacher side of me, but I don't see the pure evil you mention, I see someone who missed out on a lot of important life learnings early on and when fame hit her, she went for a ride letting the outside influences end up helping to shape who she was. Does she still have culpability? Definitely - she made a LOT of bad decisions. My point was just that despite everyone's laughing about it, calling her this or that (much of it warranted), I still just look at the whole thing and see a depressing, sad ending to a sad life story.
Like I said, it seems like Saddam's death garnered more sympathy.
Maybe she was a great humanitarian and I never heard about it. If so it wasn't in any of the articles.
As far as I'm aware, the only reason this is news is because she was rich and famous. And the only reason she was rich and famous was because she was a gold-digging woman who was willing to peddle her ass. If she hadn't married a 90 year old man who was about to die, she never would have been more than another Playboy bunny. Not only would all this not have been news -- none of this would have happened

I agree that it's a sad story. But I like to think of it more as a modern-day parable.
I feel bad for her. Alot of people here at work do. It seems kindof obvious to us that she only had enough brain power to realize she liked having nice stuff. So she did the plastic surgery thing, got big tits and made some money. It's more stupid sad than anything.
In her first pictorials, I thought she was beautiful.
In her first pictorials, I thought she was beautiful.
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Who wants to give odds on when the movie of the weak comes out of her train-wreck-life-like story arrives on tv>?
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1. Sympathy is a measurable quantityWabbit wrote:Is that what's required to generate a bit of sympathy? Just curious.R00k wrote:Maybe she was a great humanitarian and I never heard about it.
2. Total sympathy is the sum of all sympathy received from others
2. People should receive the correct amount of sympathy when they die
3. If someone is famous, they receive more sympathy than usual
4. If someone is a skank, they deserve less sympathy than usual
5. Anna Nicole Smith was a famous skank
6. Therefore, it is within reason to not give her any sympathy
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...and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets. You'll be getting backstage passes, you'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band. This Friday at the Coliseum.
Thanks for getting me out of there!
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Are you saying this is some metaphorical sense? Because if not then you have some seriously distorted views of a woman's physique. Do you think that Lara Flynn Boyle and Calista Flockheart are hot? Got a "Girls of Ethiopia" calendar on your wall?Fender wrote:No she wasn't. She was a fat pig even in playboy.
I don't see why people are "sad" that she died. Other than recognizing that a human being perished, who gives a fuck? She was a useless pillhead moron.
Oh, and anyone in this thread that says they wouldn't have fucked her when she was first in playboy is a goddamn liar.