having problems getting out of bed? here's your solution

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dmmh
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having problems getting out of bed? here's your solution

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If you have an unhealthy addiction to the snooze button on your alarm clock, you may appreciate the latest invention from MIT's Media Lab. Clocky is an alarm with an ingenious method for rousing even the most dedicated morning dozer. After you hit the snooze button, the contraption rolls off the bedside table and zooms away on a set of wheels to some other part of the room, finding a new hiding place every day. When the alarm sounds again, simply finding Clocky ought to be strenuous enough to prevent even the doziest owner from going back to sleep.
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns? ... 524926.500
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That's fucking cool, I want one.
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Post by bitWISE »

Wouldn't really work for a messy room.

Or what if it rolled off your end table and killed your cat?
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Post by bitWISE »

riddla wrote:what if youre that goatse guy and it rolls up your ass?
:lol:
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Post by Arkleseizure »

riddla wrote:what if youre that goatse guy and it rolls up your ass?
Is it studded for my pleasure?
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Post by Massive Quasars »

riddla wrote:what if youre that goatse guy and it rolls up your ass?
In Alabama? You'll get arrested for sodomy.
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Post by FragaGeddon »

It won't be rolling very far when you whip the fucker at the wall and it smashes into pieces.
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Post by Arkleseizure »

FragaGeddon wrote:It won't be rolling very far when you whip the fucker at the wall and it smashes into pieces.
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Post by bitWISE »

I would probably just burry the thing in some clothes after the first week to keep the fucker from moving.
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Post by losCHUNK »

ill just throw a wheelclamp on it
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I can't find out where to buy one though :(
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I just want one cause it's cool, I actualy set my alarm clock on the other side of the room.
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Post by dmmh »

well it was just invented, gotta wait a bit
[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
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Post by FragaGeddon »

I'd fucking glue the bitch to the end table.
Lets see how far you fucking roll now bitch!
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Post by Foo »

Have the considered an alternative product, where you simply place the alarm clock quite far away from the bed before going to sleep?

Such an invention could make millions!


Much like the 'segway with an extra wheel' invention.
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Post by Fender »

losCHUNK wrote:ill just throw a wheelclamp on it
:lol:
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losCHUNK wrote:ill just throw a wheelclamp on it
Careful, sys0p might punch you out and take your money.
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Post by VoxProminence »

man i think i could use one, mostly just to drive the Mrs' insane.
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Post by mjrpes »

Simple solution: turn it upside down.
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Post by Dr_Watson »

they should have posted a picture of it.
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Post by Jackal »

Henry David Thoreau must be spinning in his grave.
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Post by losCHUNK »

Kracus wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:ill just throw a wheelclamp on it
Careful, sys0p might punch you out and take your money.
then ill strap nitro to it and spin off in the opposite direction :icon31:
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Post by SplishSplash »

Jackal wrote:Henry David Thoreau must be spinning in his grave.
I don't get it. Wasn't he the guy who went hiding in the woods to avoid paying taxes?
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riddla wrote:what if youre that goatse guy and it rolls up your ass?
:icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:
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Foo wrote:Have the considered an alternative product, where you simply place the alarm clock quite far away from the bed before going to sleep?

Such an invention could make millions!


Much like the 'segway with an extra wheel' invention.
:lol:
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