You People Are Faggots

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:31 am

Just thought you should know. Form a line on the right for sucking me off.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am

I'm fucking retro, you god damned queen.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am

Also, seriously, motherfucking Void? It's still the motherfucking void? Who's responsible for this shit so that I can call them a faggot?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 am

How did the brits cure you?

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:37 am

Hey, you're not a teenaged retard anymore, now you're just a retard, nice to see.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:38 am

Tell me a story.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:39 am

Once upon a time, you're a faggot.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:40 am

Joke's on you buddy, I like sucking dick and am sort of retarded. PWNT!

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:47 am

ahahaha pwned again, I'm already fat. MAN U SUX.

PS: cyber?

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:48 am

I also love getting my cock out. I think the best thing you could do is try to take away my cock and pizza, then I'd be hurtin for certain.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:02 am

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:03 am

I've read two threads with you in them and I already hope that you die before I have to read any of your posts, you Deppsucking whore.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:04 am

Read my lips.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:06 am

Pull up your skirt then. Did you get I Love Johnny tattooed across the labia majora?

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:07 am

That space is reserved.

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:09 am

I know you've been saving room for your "Pwned By Turing" tat and I really appreciate it, but really, just fuck off and die instead of trying to suck up to me vaginally.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:13 am

I can't perform my seduction routine if I don't know you. Which bitter banT homo are you?

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:15 am

I'm a bitter ex-moderator homo who left years ago because I realized this place was going to be overrun by faggots who would put my cocksucking self to shame with their tremendous faggotry, and lo and fucking behold, I'm like motherfucking Cassandra.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:27 am

So basically you're bringing back the gay? :E

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:29 am

I think that your continued existence shows that I'm simply adding to the already tremendously large amount of extant gay.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:32 am

Oh burn...except I'm not gay. But hey, at least you people get special treatment, eh? Discounts at thrift stores and whatnot?

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:33 am

Oooh, the "NUH UH!" defense, you've totally brought me down. You are truly teh leet flaem wariar.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:35 am

What else is the internet other than a series of tubes, interconnected in the form of "Uhuhs", "Nuh uhs", and gay experiments such as yourself?

Post by **Turing** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:39 am

Tranny pron and donkey shows.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:41 am

They're the same thing though.