bra straps...

Post by **zeeko** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:49 am

ok... this is a tragic tale so get your tissues ready.. So i'm with my girlfriend... to make a long story short, we get going, and i reach around to take off her bra, just like the other time, and THERE IS NOTHING THERE. NO CLASP, NADA. and so i'm like wtf (in my head) and so then i figure it has to be in the front. So i make my way there... and i get there. and then i feel the clasp with my hand and visualize it in my mind because she still has hershirt on. And this is the awful part.. I can't figure out how the hell to get the damn clasp undone! My mind is completely dumbfounded. That thing is like a chinese basket. And that was it. The night ended and i never could get that damn thing off. can anybody link me to a how to website or maybe just inform me on how to get the damn thing off?

thanks..

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:53 am

just tie her up and rip it over her head

she gives you any jip just jab her in the face till she shuts up

Post by **zeeko** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:54 am

haha excellent

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:55 am

Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:

Post by **zeeko** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:57 am

that would be the unsuave

900 posts

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:00 am

But it works. Tell her you want to watch her take it off. That it turns you on. Then pay attention to how she does it, tada, now you know how.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:03 am

zeeko wrote:that would be the unsuave

900 posts

er...so be suave or not get any? interesting...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:05 am

i think he means he wants to do it as the fonz would

Post by **lars63** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:06 am

scourge34 wrote:Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:

I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you

Post by **Scourge** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:08 am

lars63 wrote:
scourge34 wrote:Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:

I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you

That's what I was getting at. :icon14: :icon25:

Post by **zeeko** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:10 am

aw man that would be really weird

i only took it off once and i did it one handed behind her back and it was hella easy

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:11 am

Or you could have took her shirt off and then got back to it...I had a hell of a time with bras for a while but then I finally got the motion down.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:15 am

Front buckles are usually the kind that just slip over. So, you pull one side straight up while pulling the other side straight down. It's just a little loop that slides over a plastic pole on the clasp. They're the easiest ones honestly.

Post by **zeeko** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:25 am

damn! it felt like there were a bunch of U and upside down U shapes on it, i just couldn't figure it out, but that seems like a logical plan

Post by **glossy** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:27 am

shoulda got the shirt off first :P

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:19 am

just stand up and say:

"lick your titties for me. hurry up."

then watch how she undoes it. next time, you're in like Flynt.

Post by **Who** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:04 am

right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:48 am

Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?

yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.

Post by **Who** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:59 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.

no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:39 am

Who wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it

no really, im actualy meant would u like to have your lady *just* lick her titties

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 am

Who wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it

Make the video, offer a public service.

Post by **Transient** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:06 am

Doooo iiiiit.....

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:56 am

Those goddamn bra manufacturers do that on purpose, i hate them.

Post by **mik0rs** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:22 am

Bloody hell, they're not rocket science.

Post by **4days** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:34 am

like Who said, push the two sides of the clip toward each other, then push one side up and the other down - the clip should come undone.

you should be able to do this quickly with one hand long before you're 16.