From Mum

Post by **ppp** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:29 pm

Dear Margaret.
As you can see I've finally mastered this email thing! Sue and John came to visit today, which was nice, and it was Sue who taught me how to use the email. I shall be writing to you often now that I have figured it out. Please send my love to Helen and the boys. See you soon Love Mum xxx

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:31 pm

which was nice

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:36 pm

which was nice

Post by **SoM** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:49 pm

if thats all you can afford

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:03 am

Unbeknownst to them all...they had less than 10 seconds to live. The nuclear warhead had evaded defenses and was about to explode 200 feet above their heads.

The resulting EMP fried mum's computer...and the other emails she had cued up - the ones full of recently discovered beastiality porn - would go unsent.

Post by **Tsakali_** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:09 am

SoM wrote:if thats all you can afford

I guess I'd take a high priced hooker over cheap plutonic compassion myself

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:34 am

NOW I SHALL MASTER THE INTERNETS THING BWAHAHAHAA

Post by **SplishSplash** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:13 pm

Obersturmbannführer Wilhelm Kraft knew there was more to this silence than just a lack of sound. He mounted his faithful deinonychus and got ready to patrol the area around the antarctic Ufo base.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:29 pm

The unicorns were the most recognizable magic the fairies possessed, and they sent them to those worlds where belief in the magic was in danger of failing altogether. After all there has to be some belief in magic - however small - for any world to survive.

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:30 pm

Weak Anthropic Principle (WAP): The observed values of all physical and cosmological quantities are not equally probable but they take on values restricted by the requirement that there exist sites where carbon-based life can evolve and by the requirements that the Universe be old enough for it to have already done so.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:04 pm

I LIEK CHEESE

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:24 pm

Earth's second one is called Cruithne. It was discovered in 1986 and it takes a convoluted horseshoe path around our planet as it is tossed about by the Earth's and the Moon's gravity.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:44 pm

terrible.