Yes I know about your iron fisted rules and how granting me this wish at such a late time might make you seem soft, but the bottom line is that you ARE and that I never had one b4 (cries)
I was freaking blinded by uni work at the time you made the offer, it was literaly from one day to the next when all of a sudden everyone was dressed up in red xcept me....well it's already kinda red , but that's the red color of pain and suffering, not the warm cuddly x-mas red everyone else is sporting.
I never asked for much (cries) I am even sporting a fucking underscore on my nick since trying to resolve my old school account never came through.
So once again be a good nigger and santa might let you slide this time around
