Horrible Map Competition

Post by **StormShadow** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:31 pm

voodoochopstiks wrote:Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes

lmao

Post by **SonicClang** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:03 pm

If you don't actually have to be able to spawn into the level to be considered for the prize, I'll give you a broken link. That should send your head into many spins and I'll win because I caused you much anguish and pain.

http://www.myhorriblemap.com/suckass.pk3

Do I win?

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:28 pm

this is not even mildly agitating, try harder.

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:32 pm

Well I came up with an idea of sorts.

. We'll see what happens.

Post by **obsidian** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:34 pm

How about a pk3 with all sorts of viruses pack in it. When you try to run it, it eats your hard drive.

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:44 pm

that is quite irritating

Post by **obsidian** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:03 pm

Yay, I win!

Post by **corsair** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:31 pm

my q3 cd appears to fail on installation... ;[

Post by **pjw** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:39 pm

id/Activision wins!!!

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:27 pm

obsidian, its probably not the worst you can do , and besides, you haven't submitted it?

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:33 pm

As soon as I get the botfile sorted out, this will be one of my numerous entries.

Post by **corsair** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:51 pm

thats horriblol

Post by **rgoer** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:04 pm

disqualified for posting screenshots thanks

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:50 pm

Yes, rgoer is right, Seremtan, that map is disqualified. Other maps are welcome however.

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:04 am

Question. Does it have to be able to run bots?

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:58 am

no, but it might be nice to have completely incompetent bots in it for extra horror-factor.

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:27 am

True, true. And BELIEVE me, they will be incompetent.

Post by **urgrund777** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:53 am

rgoer wrote:disqualified for posting screenshots thanks

....that should actually rank pretty high in a 'worst map' comp! Being disqualified - wow, so bad it wasn't even judged.

Post by **Pext** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:49 am

heheh...

i think the map was to obviously bad. real bad maps have to look like some complete rookie spent weeks on it... this is actually quite hard

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:10 am

voodoochopstiks wrote:no, but it might be nice to have completely incompetent bots in it for extra horror-factor.

this made me lol (especially as I'm a ctf player) :icon30:

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:51 am

rgoer wrote:disqualified for posting screenshots thanks

no u

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:54 am

Bad maps aren't that hard. All bad maps are concept maps, regardless of the game. Some 14 yo had the thought "HeY WuDnT iT bE k00L 2 HaV TeH plaYEr iN a MaZe WiHt LAvA trApD00rZZZ OMFG ROFL LOL!!!111" then combined that concept with having the aesthetic sensibility of a duck, and presto.

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:15 am

To truly make a bad map, to make a person scream with horror as he gets his first glimpse of the map, falling off his chair in utter fear. After several minutes of calming himself down, he dares a second glimpse and slowly touches the mouse, turning around, the sight that awaits him are horrible, but he can handle seeing it. The map bugs then drive him mad with anger! He smashes his keyboard because of the non-working staircase and the elevator going in the wrong direction! Finally, after so much agitation, he bashes his head against the wall until the front of his brain has been turned to mush, and he falls down dead.

Mates, this is the point of mapping.

Post by **corsair** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:21 am

so, whats the deadline? (q3w time)

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:14 am

ehm, I guess 5 PM q3w time. I might stretch it if you need more.