ROFL at the emo kid

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:40 am

So I tried selling my WoW account on ebay and I've been dealing with some kid who was going to buy the account. He's been nothing but a fucking hassle for the last two weeks. Yesterday he sends me a message saying making a money order and mailing it too me is too much work and he's sorry for wasting our time but he wont be buying the account. So I slapped a non-paying bidder dispute on him and today I check my email to find this:

I did just send a message saying i cant buy it but i have one more thing to say. My life has been very bad sense day 1. my parents got divorced and i have no friends and i never have had friends i just have my next door neighboor that was going to help me with this but then told me no at the last second. I dont like my life and the only thing i have to look forward to when i come home from school is this game and now i dont even have that any more. i want to ask you for one thing and i dont mean to preasure you or anything but if you could out of the goodness of your heart lend me your account. allow me to keep looking forward to getting home and liveing in general, its the only thing i have right now and it would mean so much to me if you did that but it is not my decision that is why i am just asking you. im sure you would feel good about your self to if you chose to do so. if not then im very sorry for bugging you about all this and i whsh you luck on your next bid and in life.

Ok...who found my auction and decided to play games with me?

Post by **rep** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:42 am

Truly hilarious.

Can you sell him a banned account?

Post by **Bdw3** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:43 am

Post by **Mr.Sparkle?** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:49 am

fucking gold.

Post by **Kaz** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:53 am

A monologue of Rep's teenage years.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:53 am

FUCK-ING-LOL

Post by **andyman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:55 am

jpgsplzkthx

Post by **ForM** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:23 am

Ok so I was busted. I was just rying to make your life a little bit more interesting...

See it goes like this......

Imma a lil homey that aint got the game,
Was always interested but just the same...
When I get home my dog crawls out,
of the corner hoping to get feed,
Da wifes a fat cow, and relocated to da couch,
off of which I have no dought,
the dog will eat her first, im hopein please,
sell me your game so I can have some peace...

Shout outs to ....

Wait.....

This is Bible Thumper crap.

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:18 am

My reply to him was polite since I take my ebay profile very seriously. I asked why he couldn't just play his own account since he loves to play so much.

i know but its about the amount of time i have my step mom is constantly on the computer and wont let me get on. she hates me thats why it is very hard to start my own.

Mommy hates me so I suck at WoW

Post by **rep** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:21 am

Dude, you'd better just give him the account.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:34 am

how much did you sell it for? or attempt to sell it for?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:06 am

jesus christ

lifeless WoW players

Post by **Captain** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:13 am

WoW

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:10 am

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:17 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:41 pm

oh dear, that's tragic

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:35 pm

Chupacabra wrote:how much did you sell it for? or attempt to sell it for?

$450. Which comes out to something like 15 cents per hour after the cost of the game.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:36 pm

Post by **saturn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:42 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:jesus christ lifeless WoW players

Post by **saturn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:48 pm

bitWISE wrote:
Chupacabra wrote:how much did you sell it for? or attempt to sell it for?
$450. Which comes out to something like 15 cents per hour after the cost of the game.

You've put it 3000 hours!? So for the last two years you've been playing WOW 4 hours every fucking day?

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Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:50 pm

thats even worse than paying 450 bucks for a character !

Post by **saturn** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:52 pm

That's probably 3 times the amount I've spent on Q3, which was a severe addiction IMO.

Post by **Ryoki** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:05 pm

bitWISE wrote:$450.

omg

Post by **SOAPboy** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:26 pm

saturn wrote:
bitWISE wrote:
Chupacabra wrote:how much did you sell it for? or attempt to sell it for?
$450. Which comes out to something like 15 cents per hour after the cost of the game.
You've put it 3000 hours!? So for the last two years you've been playing WOW 4 hours every fucking day?

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All of us who play have. Nothing new here bucko. And he hasent been playing 2 years FYI.

saturn wrote:That's probably 3 times the amount I've spent on Q3, which was a severe addiction IMO.

Bullshit.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:37 pm

defensive wow nerds unite!