A phone soliciter hung up on me :(

[R00k]

I heard the greatest telemarketing prank ever on Bob and Tom.

The marketer calls, and the guy answers the phone pretending he is a police officer. He proceeds to ask questions like



Ohh, nevermind, Chunk's ytmnd page just finished loading, and I see that's exactly the one I'm talking about.


BEST. ONE. EVER.

[Eraser]

heh, n1 !

im trying this next time tho - http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

oh god I'm peeing my pants from laughing here.
I wish I had the balls and the creativity to do something like that you know, but I'd probably start laughing about it myself while doing it

[LawL]

I've openly challenged religious people who come to me while I'm sitting in the park. They always walk up and say,"Can I talk to you about God?"

I say "sure" but they never expect to actually have a serious, rational discussion...so after about 5 rapid fire questions from me (which they never have an answer for) they usually just politely excuse themselves and leave me alone.

I love doing shit like that, what are the 5 or so questions you ask?

[ek]

thank fuck i am not alone. the other day someone called me about monitering hollywood movies, i then proceeded to tell them that i moniter these movies on a monitor. so after a while they wanted to come to my house and moniter these movies with me. but i told them politely that i can only moniter these movies by myself because my monitor is very small, which ofcourse makes monitering movies rather tedious.

[ek]

I've openly challenged religious people who come to me while I'm sitting in the park. They always walk up and say,"Can I talk to you about God?"

I say "sure" but they never expect to actually have a serious, rational discussion...so after about 5 rapid fire questions from me (which they never have an answer for) they usually just politely excuse themselves and leave me alone.

I love doing shit like that, what are the 5 or so questions you ask?

religion

[demonglitter]

heh, n1 !

im trying this next time tho - http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Hahahaha....that is awesome, poor guy on the other end though.