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Captain
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by Captain Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:51 am
I just dislocated my jaw with a nice, big yawn. Heard a loud pop at first and now it feels cold and heavy, as if it's hanging off my face. All the hinges move awkwardly in and out as I open my mouth.
Canidae
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by Canidae Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:55 am
What? Your boyfriend has a big yawn?
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Massive Quasars
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by Massive Quasars Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:57 am
You need to find a rythm CP, otherwise you're just asking for trouble. Tell him to ease up next time.
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Canis
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by Canis Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:33 am
ywned.
Scourge
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by Scourge Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:39 am
Need some midol you big ol' pussy?
Captain
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by Captain Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:42 am
scourge34 wrote: Need some midol you big ol' pussy?
wtf is that, some painkiller sumshit? I don't roll with that shit nuh uh.
Scourge
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by Scourge Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:42 am
pms meds. Sounds like you need some.
Captain
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by Captain Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:43 am
Fuck the human body and its stupid susceptible-to-dislocation jaw.
Canidae
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by Canidae Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:55 am
Captain Mazda wrote: *I'd :lub: to delete this thread...*
busetibi
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by busetibi Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:57 am
hmmm, didn't you fuck your thumb up or something the other week?
now your jaw.
maybe your body hates you
and this is the way its letting you know
Captain
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by Captain Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:33 am
The thumb was hockey, injuries happen on the ice :/
busetibi
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by busetibi Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:35 am
a bit like your life then.
tnf
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by tnf Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:57 am
I don't think its dislocated.
Captain
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by Captain Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:03 am
Just stretched then?
Scourge
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by Scourge Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:10 am
Canidae wrote: Captain Mazda wrote: *I'd :lub: to delete this thread...*
Maybe you need the midol?
tnf
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by tnf Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:18 am
Captain Mazda wrote: Just stretched then?
maybe just stretched the temporomandibular joint.
its where the jaw and noggin hook together.
do you have any other jaw problems or dizziness or anything? Maybe its TMJ!
but I doubt it.
just google jaw problems while yawning or sommat.
ek
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by ek Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:29 am
boyfriend must like deepthroat
:drool:
LawL
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by LawL Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:31 am
The yawn was just the straw that broke the camel 's back. The real problem was caused from him trying to fit his mouth around massive cocks too often.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
seremtan
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by seremtan Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:13 am
Canis wrote: ywned.
lol, funny
seremtan
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by seremtan Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:13 am
Law wrote: The yawn was just the straw that broke the camel 's back. The real problem was caused from him trying to fit his mouth around massive cocks too often.
anti-lol, anti-funny
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by seremtan Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:30 am
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