Good Sex Life = A Big Raise

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:08 pm

I'm not really sure what kind of methods these guys use, but I think I'd have to agree with their results. If you've been in a long drought for sex, it doesn't really seem that any amount of money can make you happy. I'm not really sure if it's supposed to be the same for women or not.

Anyway, just thought it was a funny article:
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features ... me-entlife

edit: I wonder what they say about people who have sex daily?

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:16 pm

I dont know...I have sex atleast every other day and I think I would be much happier with another $50k a year. Maybe they mean having sex with a new person every week...that I could understand.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:35 pm

Of course you'd be happier with more money.

But if you weren't getting any sex, do you think you'd be happier with another $4000 a month, or with a guarantee for sex at least once a week?

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:39 pm

R00k wrote:Of course you'd be happier with more money.

But if you weren't getting any sex, do you think you'd be happier with another $4000 a month, or with a guarantee for sex at least once a week?

$4000

Post by **Deathshroud** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:59 pm

$4k, then you could buy sex among other things.

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:00 pm

R00k wrote:Of course you'd be happier with more money.

But if you weren't getting any sex, do you think you'd be happier with another $4000 a month, or with a guarantee for sex at least once a week?

Yeah I was just thinking about that after I replied. They might be on to something.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:20 pm

scourge34 wrote:
R00k wrote:Of course you'd be happier with more money.

But if you weren't getting any sex, do you think you'd be happier with another $4000 a month, or with a guarantee for sex at least once a week?
$4000

You're old and married -- you don't count because you're biased.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:22 pm

That's the most retarded crap I've ever read. That's bullshit being fed to a population so they'll conform fuck and have kids.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:23 pm

Deathshroud wrote:$4k, then you could buy sex among other things.

You don't get much happiness from $30 hookers. I mean, you do for a few minutes, but after that you're all "Where did my money go? I thought I was supposed to be the pitcher? Will you leave me one of your Colt 45's at least?"

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:24 pm

Kracus wrote:That's the most retarded crap I've ever read. That's bullshit being fed to a population so they'll conform fuck and have kids.

You smell like poo.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:24 pm

Kracus wrote:That's the most retarded crap I've ever read. That's bullshit being fed to a population so they'll conform fuck and have kids.

Conform fuck? Kracus is trying to coin a whole new Lead Pipe Losers' Lexicon. :icon19:

Post by **mik0rs** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:26 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Kracus wrote:That's the most retarded crap I've ever read. That's bullshit being fed to a population so they'll conform fuck and have kids.
You smell like poo.

That was the smell? I thought it smelt quite a lot like one of my heavy sex sessions. I'm into that kinky stuff.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:30 pm

You know, they should have included a section that details the further benefit of sex with toys and wildlife.

The stress relief is great until you nearly impale yourself on a tapered bedpost, with your toes scraping about 2 inches off the floor. That's what I've heard.

Post by **Fender** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:35 pm

:icon28:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:44 pm

Kracus wrote:That's the most retarded crap I've ever read. That's bullshit being fed to a population so they'll conform fuck and have kids.

good god...a new kind of MORON ALERT...

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:46 pm

Damn Kracus, Geoff called you a moron. You've hit crack-rock-bottom.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:47 pm

Laugh it up fucknuts it's been done to death. Look at religion, back in the day the church decided who married who and a lot of shit basicly designed to make a population couple. Look at Marriage ffs, it's a whole religious fucking ceremony based on 2 people being united. They place such a huge importance on it (and don't get me wrong it IS important) for the majority of the population to couple and fuck, have 1.5 kids and fuck off.

It's not fucking secret that they still do today, it's the only way a country can survive! It is important but shit like this is still bullshit. People are as happy as they allow themselves to be. If you beat yourself up and get depressed over challenges in life then that's your problem but this 100,000$ is equivalent to a good fuck a couple times a week is total bullshit, sorry.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:48 pm

rofl@ns...dumbfuck..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:56 pm

Out of everyone here I'd expect Goof to at least see the validity of this since it dwells in the conspiracy theory side of the line but since you don't that should be enough to prove to everyone else that it's true. Cause we all know goofs always wrong.

Besides it makes sense, why wouldn't they want you to do this? It's not just about the propoganda though you actualy GET fucking discounts for being married straight from the goverment in the form of tax refunds etc etc... as long as you work, have kids, the goverment is going to treat you better and help you along. Unless there's a problem with surplus population like in China. Go find m e a similar study done by a chinese for the chinese goverment.

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:00 pm

Kracus wrote:Laugh it up fucknuts it's been done to death. Look at religion, back in the day the church decided who married who and a lot of shit basicly designed to make a population couple. Look at Marriage ffs, it's a whole religious fucking ceremony based on 2 people being united. They place such a huge importance on it (and don't get me wrong it IS important) for the majority of the population to couple and fuck, have 1.5 kids and fuck off.

It's not fucking secret that they still do today, it's the only way a country can survive! It is important but shit like this is still bullshit. People are as happy as they allow themselves to be. If you beat yourself up and get depressed over challenges in life then that's your problem but this 100,000$ is equivalent to a good fuck a couple times a week is total bullshit, sorry.

You're getting awfully defensive about all this. Are you really that lonely?

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:01 pm

Freakaloin wrote:rofl@ns...dumbfuck..

What? He didn't even post in this thread, jerkhole. WTH are you babbling about?

Go take your fuck-trophies out for a walk around the neighborhood or something.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:02 pm

No I'm just stating that it's no secret the goverment wants it's population to settle down and have kids and that there's plenty of propoganda to support it. I'm not saying this is a bad thing but I am saying sometimes, in order to accomplish a goal some people bend the truth a little.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:18 pm

R00k wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:rofl@ns...dumbfuck..
What? He didn't even post in this thread, jerkhole. WTH are you babbling about?

Go take your fuck-trophies out for a walk around the neighborhood or something.

haha...CRUSHED...

Post by **glossy** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:23 pm

Kracus wrote:I'm not saying this is a bad thing but I am saying sometimes, in order to accomplish a goal some people bend the truth a little.

Human nature dictates that if people want something, what they view and thier opinions will always be filtered through that -- a study on how much you should brush your teeth funded by Colgate is going to have a different result to an identical study funded by a research grant, and that's simply fact. The people doing the study obviously like money to some degree, and showing Colgate that they deliver usable results will get them the dough more than a one-off grant.

There are heaps of examples of where the truth is 'bent' due to basic human nature bias that can't easily be avoided -- Corporations funded by people with an agenda will bias toward the agenda, the news/media will bias towards what's in thier 'best interest' in terms of the story subject, relaying stories of some hardcore lead pipe bashing you did will bias towards making you sound hardcore on the internet

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:30 pm

glossy wrote:
Kracus wrote:I'm not saying this is a bad thing but I am saying sometimes, in order to accomplish a goal some people bend the truth a little.
Human nature dictates that if people want something, what they view and thier opinions will always be filtered through that -- a study on how much you should brush your teeth funded by Colgate is going to have a different result to an identical study funded by a research grant, and that's simply fact. The people doing the study obviously like money to some degree, and showing Colgate that they deliver usable results will get them the dough more than a one-off grant.

There are heaps of examples of where the truth is 'bent' due to basic human nature bias that can't easily be avoided -- Corporations funded by people with an agenda will bias toward the agenda, the news/media will bias towards what's in thier 'best interest' in terms of the story subject, relaying stories of some hardcore lead pipe bashing you did will bias towards making you sound hardcore on the internet

Ah ha! very true. But to make a statement like happiness is worth x ammount of dollars is retarded, period. There's no ammount of money that can make you happy, it's all a state of mind. The reason I said that article is bs is this:

Your goverment programs it's citizens. Whether it's intentional or not is irrelevant. So I'm not saying this is some huge conspiracy theory or anything it's just an observation. Basicly, society tells you that in order to be happy you need a wife, a car, kids, house, the main neccessity's of life and you're living the dream. There's some religion in there too that's very similar like beleive in god and you'll be happy. It's all false promises used as a means of control. And control is key because you need a productive population that has a sense of being free, it's a tough gig to juggle without being forceful so instead they try these tactics. Or perhaps the company that did the reasearch is completely off their rocker and don't know wtf is going on.

I suspect it's just propganda and it wouldn't be the first time it's been done. The nazi's used propoganda to make their people feel the war was warranted. This isn't much different, the goverment wants a productive citizen and you're a productive citizen if you have a job, car, house, wife and kids and statisticly you're much less likely to commit a violent crime. So they try to put that idea in your head that if you have a girlfriend, you'll be happier.

My opinion on happiness is much different. Not just from personal experience but from observations made watching other people. I believe happiness can be found in understanding. What I mean is that you'll be happy if you understand a problem plaguing your mind and figure out a way to overcome the problem. The success in that challenge provides the feeling of being happy. This is pretty basic shit though, the thing is, you need to realize what IS a problem and what isn't.

And this is where my statement comes into play. See not being in a relationship shouldn't equate to being unhappy. Whether you make 50,000$ or 100,000$ is irrelevant, so long as you have the basic needs of life, Food & Shelter. The world around will tell you, you need more to be happy but it's really artificial, you don't need nike, pepsi or McDonalds to be happy, you can be happy without these things but we're pressured into thinking it's not. When you step back and look at it it's really quite shocking to see the effect on a population.

And there's more to it too because it doesn't stop there, that's the social side of things but there's also a natural physical need that makes you want to be in a relationship or at least get fucked and that's even more difficult to overcome because it's in you physicly. The only way to get over it is to understand it and know the reason a person would feel this way.

Some people find this point of view rather odd comming from me since I'm one of those people that must have everything. The thing is though that although I posess a lot, I don't obsess over those things. Because ultimately, not being focused on what's wrong all the time helps to focus on other things that are more profitable.