Whoever posts

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:24 pm

it means you love arnold schwarzeneggar like a

Post by **Captain** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:43 pm

pedophiliac uncle who

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:55 pm

occasionally abuses giraffes and

Post by **Captain** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 11:57 pm

kangaroos while dancing to the tune of "YMCA". Usually fLaw

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:16 am

upsets Crapstain Mazduh, who takes his frustrations out on his Real Doll and then

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:21 am

removes his penis from his doll, pushes his chair away from the computer, goes downstairs, gets his mother by the neck and

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:25 am

screams "MOM! THERE'S SHITLOADS OF LIGHTNING HITTING OUTSIDE AND YOUR DUMBASS HUSBAND IS CLEANING THE GUTTERS AGAIN!" to which she responds

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:27 am

with a swift shovel to the face, she then turns round to be confronted by

Post by **Captain** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:52 am

:S

the Ultimate Captain who stops the lightning storm and waxes Humpshade's bald head. The sun reflects on it and his head explodes, proving there was a small cockroach in a cockpit controlling his flabby body. Finally

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:23 pm

Captain Mazda says "no u", resulting

Post by **spl1ff** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:43 pm

in bitter obsession , and

Post by **Captain** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:59 pm

he crushes the futile opposition of the interweb

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:12 pm

in a blender with six eggs, a pineapple, and a pair of sweaty birkenstocks belonging to a tofu-munching liberal flip-flopper called

Post by **Captain** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:34 pm

Klaus Klausters, the head of the Hitler Resurrection army who wore knee-high socks and drank

Post by **Captain** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:11 am

the empty skull of a madagascar flying fuck and