See, since cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down, if you attatched the two perfectly centered it would rip the cat in half so both landed right. BUT, if you attatched the buttered toast a bit off center, the whole cat/toast unit would spin unbelievabaly fast. you could concievabaly attach a drive shaft to the cat/toast unit, put it in a car (or generator) and have an unlimited supply of energy.
alternatively, if this proves unssuccesful, we can create anit-gravity by selotaping the toast to the cat. This would be useful in an unlimited fuel source for aircraft.
