Questions for Geoff:

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:03 pm

Hi Geoff, seeing as you're a well thought-of member of the community, and given your busy househusband schedule, I thought we should save you some time. Here, therefore, I'm arranging a list of questions for you; from now on, instead of ending posts with "any questions?", you can simply insert one of these and leave the thread in the knowledge your pleas have been answered!

I'll start it off; here's the first question for you

"What's the easiest way to explain to your kids that it's mummy, not daddy, that has the penis"?

Feel free to add your own questions below!

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:04 pm

thx for another topic about me...again...thank u...

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:07 pm

Oh, I have one: How do you explain to your children(or, the mailman's children) that your wife has an overwhelming urge to kill herself?

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:11 pm

Here's another: "How can I grow bumfluff on top of my head, too"?

Post by **Geebs** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:48 pm

"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:01 pm

Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:03 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:04 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:
Geebs wrote:"Is it inadequacy or just sheer loneliness that makes a 40 year old man post constantly on an internet forum in search of a reaction, any reaction?"

Post by **andyman** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:25 pm

[borat voice] BUT WHY???[/borat voice]

Post by **Chemical Burn** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:32 pm

Man don't pick on a guy who has to get around on one of those old people scooters. Fuck sakes, have a heart.

Post by **Pext** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:45 pm

geoof

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:49 pm

RETIREMENT IS SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Post by **Freakaloin** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:40 pm

no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...

Post by **Geebs** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:50 pm

Another: "what's a parasite"?

Post by **diego** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:17 pm

or this classic: "jellus?"

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:51 pm

Freakaloin wrote:no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...

And yet you choose to post on a half-dead gaming messageboard and change diapers all day.
THERE TRULY IS NO STOPPING YOUR ROCK N' ROLL LIFESTYLE.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:51 pm

why is geoff so shit at wakeboarding? :lol:

Post by **diego** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:27 pm

because he is fucking old :lol:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:45 pm

Nightshade wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:no shit...its like i don't have the constraints of 90% of the population...i do what i want, when i want, how i want...try to stop me...get ur fucking ass stomped...
And yet you choose to post on a half-dead gaming messageboard and change diapers all day.
THERE TRULY IS NO STOPPING YOUR ROCK N' ROLL LIFESTYLE.

but yesterday i got 12 feet of air off the double up...back roll to reverse...any questions?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:47 pm

he's not retired, he's a house husband.