You know you're stoned when....
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Re: You know you're stoned when....
Lol big time.Memphis wrote:You need google to find something, you load google, you search for google
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I have mistaken my glass of beer for a ashtray=ash in my beer.
Once, in a bar, my friend used a nice red frosted glass to drink
his beer...that was a candle holder with still the candle in it and
lot of extinguished matches stuck in the wax.
I once fell asleep just after I put rice to cook on the oven...
Luckily, my brother came in, the whole house was filled
with smoke. He woke me up thinking I might be dead already.
I only ruined my mother Creuset casserole but it could have been
much worst.
On a summer night, in a bar, I met a friend I didn't see for a long time. We had a kind of contest. I pay him 1 cognac, he pays me
a double one, then it was three. We had each like nearly 30s.
Had to walk back 7 miles to my parents country house b'cause my other friends with whom I came were already gone and I didn't know. When I finally got to my place, I dived in the lake and man...
did I have a hard time coming back to the shore.
Never fall asleep with a cigarette. That's one of the major fire starter.
Pete
Once, in a bar, my friend used a nice red frosted glass to drink
his beer...that was a candle holder with still the candle in it and
lot of extinguished matches stuck in the wax.
I once fell asleep just after I put rice to cook on the oven...
Luckily, my brother came in, the whole house was filled
with smoke. He woke me up thinking I might be dead already.
I only ruined my mother Creuset casserole but it could have been
much worst.
On a summer night, in a bar, I met a friend I didn't see for a long time. We had a kind of contest. I pay him 1 cognac, he pays me
a double one, then it was three. We had each like nearly 30s.
Had to walk back 7 miles to my parents country house b'cause my other friends with whom I came were already gone and I didn't know. When I finally got to my place, I dived in the lake and man...
did I have a hard time coming back to the shore.
Never fall asleep with a cigarette. That's one of the major fire starter.
Pete
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That reminded me...Laying down, smoking hash.SplEEb wrote:I just shaved my mustache cause I kept scorching it lighting roaches.
One burning bit fell in my beard...Outch!
And a friend just joking wanted to just put his cigarette hashes in
my neck collar but the fire but fell with it...Outch again.
Pete
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