My dad got hit by lightning

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:07 am

stocktroll wrote:rofl only noobs get hit by lightning

God was using an MX518 like mine, lightning practically sticks to your target.

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:20 am

plained wrote:thank goodness there is absolutly no pics at all whatsoever :whew:

Post by **Scarface** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:25 am

on a completly steel ladder, leaning up against it. And he was saved by rubber boots?

You fucking liar.

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:00 am

i was working during that, and it was insane how quick it happened, then left, then came back with a massive ammount of lightening and etc.

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:07 am

AmIdYfReAk wrote:i was working during that, and it was insane how quick it happened, then left, then came back with a massive ammount of lightening and etc.

Crazy ass weather :icon28: House got hit twice.

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:08 am

Scarface wrote:on a completly steel ladder, leaning up against it. And he was saved by rubber boots?

You fucking liar.

Says you.

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:26 am

funny

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:52 am

busetibi wrote:

funny

At the end when he's all fine and ok, yeah it was pretty hilarious. But my heart was still pounding as these horrible scenarios were going through my head.

BTW fuck off.

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:38 am

sounds like some one pissed off Allah

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:16 pm

Wow dude, your dad's a fucking idiot.

Hey, how about the next thunderstorm you get him to stand on the roof in a brass tub attached to a lightning rod, filled with saltwater in steel underwear with a copper ring in his nose, waving a golf club around?

Post by **busetibi** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:19 pm

like father like son

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:20 pm

Exactly, the turd doesn't fall far from the sphincter.

Post by **brisk** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:30 pm

Nightshade wrote:Wow dude, your dad's a fucking idiot.

Hey, how about the next thunderstorm you get him to stand on the roof in a brass tub attached to a lightning rod, filled with saltwater in steel underwear with a copper ring in his nose, waving a golf club around?

fucking lol

Post by **SoM** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:17 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:you really should be unplugging things from the outlets that you even remotely care about.
Unplugged my computer about 3 times :icon32:

I think it finally stopped now. If Puff is around, was it this bad in T.O.? I think Mississauga got the worst of it.

T.O got shit, but i did see the lightning show off in your direction

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:26 pm

tnf wrote:He was on a steel ladder, took a direct hit, but was dazed and shaking because he was wearing rubber boots...?

No burns?

good point. i don't think it hit him. there's always a hit and exit point.

I call bullshit or just stupid.

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:26 pm

Nightshade wrote:Wow dude, your dad's a fucking idiot.

Hey, how about the next thunderstorm you get him to stand on the roof in a brass tub attached to a lightning rod, filled with saltwater in steel underwear with a copper ring in his nose, waving a golf club around?

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:47 pm

Nightshade wrote:Wow dude, your dad's a fucking idiot.

Hey, how about the next thunderstorm you get him to stand on the roof in a brass tub attached to a lightning rod, filled with saltwater in steel underwear with a copper ring in his nose, waving a golf club around?

sounds like an obscure fetish porno shoot

Post by **ilumos** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:14 pm

The lightening would choose the path with the least resistance to the earth, which would be the steel ladder. It wouldnt bother going through gramps with a huge resistance if it could go down steel/aluminium... not too surprising that he only got shocked a little bit.

Post by **Nightshade** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:22 pm

Wow, you're completely wrong.

Post by **tnf** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:23 pm

I think it was actually a discharge from a government weather control machine.

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:56 pm

To some of the disbelievers, despite the idiocy of the doofus clan, surviving a lightning stike unscathed is very plausible, if the journal I peeped a few months back can be considered credible source:
http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic299.htm

P.S. glad to hear you and yours escaped the inevitable for the time being, dick head.

Post by **4days** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:43 pm

mazda said it hit the lightning rod, not the man he's gotten into the habit of calling dad.

edit: and what underpants said.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:49 pm

nice lightning storm here right now
there's been about 6 super loud thunder bursts in the last 10 minutes or so.

*goes outside to clear gutters using a 4 iron*

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:49 pm

Got a severe thunderstorm watch right now and it's already rumbling in the distance :icon14:

If it gets really crazy, I'll make sure to film it. Last night was too dark.

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:49 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:nice lightning storm here right now
there's been about 6 super loud thunder bursts in the last 10 minutes or so.

Yup, just heard a VERY loud one. It's coming...

:icon28:

Winds are picking up too.