Grammar Nazis in here

Post by **blood.angel** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:24 pm

Me r smartey man!

Post by **Suave** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:37 pm

You scored 86% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 77% Expert!

Hmm, I'm pretty happy with that. Scoring higher than 89% on Advanced and 72% on Expert can't be that bad.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:38 pm

You scored 100% Child Porn, 100% Child Fantacies, 100% Sick, and 100% on the Molestation Index!
god i owned my own kids...

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:41 pm

you did as well as duke

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:52 pm

You scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 77% Expert!

Me only choosed won answer for an C or D answer although.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:21 pm

You scored 93% Beginner, 73% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 66% Expert!

how did i fuck up intermediate? :/

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:25 pm

WTF?

Oddly Expert
You scored 0% Beginner, 0% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 100% Expert!

EDIT: that's odd, I looked at the key and I got all of the beginner and intermediate questions right. Why would I have 0%

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:37 pm

Because your grammar is lousy.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:47 pm

Geebs wrote:Because your grammar is lousy.

1. That test had almost nothing to do with grammar and was nothing more than fill-in-the-blank crap.

2. The expert and advanced sections were the only ones that had any grammar questions in them and those were the ones I did very well on.

3. I checked the key and I got all of the first sections correct which is why the results don't make sense to me.

4. How do you know my grammer is lousy? I've never shown you anything I've written. (I'd like to point out the fact that I don't bother with grammar in any way here because this is just a forum. Call it a larger version of AIM or ICQ.)

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:48 pm

Yup you got 100% on the whole test. We believe you.

Post by **Suave** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:51 pm

So, Duke. Are you claiming that you go out of your way to post like a retard on the forum?

"Oh hey! I know good grammar, but because it's a forum I'm gonna make an effort to type like a village idiot"

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:52 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Yup you got 100% on the whole test. We believe you.

I read on a site that his score was conspired by baby killng ex presidents who share stds with John Connor.....could be wrong though, prob not....jelus?

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:57 pm

Suave wrote:So, Duke. Are you claiming that you go out of your way to post like a retard on the forum?

"Oh hey! I know good grammar, but because it's a forum I'm gonna make an effort to type like a village idiot"

Ok cock, since you feel so inclined to point your opinion out, why don't you go out and find posts of mine with bad grammar. :icon10:

Oh and make sure the posts are ones in which bad grammar isn't meant to be displayed.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:59 pm

One's grammar must be completely impeccable for them not to understand the simple explanation posted along with the test as to why a perfect score might be zero. Truly a grammar master would choose instead to take personal insult over a joke about something already addressed in the same thread.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:05 pm

I took the test and posted the results before I read the thread. Looks like I'm going to have to check the first page out.

EDIT: The test has a generator error, that would explain it. I filled in the test again and it came out right.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:13 pm

0% for everything?

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:21 pm

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Yup you got 100% on the whole test. We believe you.

1. oh go eat a dick, the test has a generator error.

2. I got an 84% on the advanced section, not 100% on the whole test.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:22 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:0% for everything?

Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:59 pm

English Genius
You scored 86% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!

Post by **Suave** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:02 pm

FlamingTP wrote:
Suave wrote:So, Duke. Are you claiming that you go out of your way to post like a retard on the forum?

"Oh hey! I know good grammar, but because it's a forum I'm gonna make an effort to type like a village idiot"
Oh and make sure the posts are ones in which bad grammar isn't meant to be displayed.

Another prime example of Duke's absurdity and down right idiocy. :icon19:

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:07 pm

Suave wrote:
Another prime example of Duke's absurdity and down right idiocy. :icon19:

:lol: I'm talking about such things as "gonna', Imma', prolly'" and such, you cunt. :lol:

EDIT: or are you just stalling for time because you can't find anything?

Post by **Postal** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:09 pm

You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 77% Expert

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:56 pm

English Genius
You scored 93% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 88% Expert!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 35% on Beginner

You scored higher than 72% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 48% on Advanced

You scored higher than 95% on Expert

Post by **megami** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:36 pm

You scored 100% Beginner, 86% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 88% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

Not bad

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:42 am

You scored 80% Beginner, 73% Intermediate, 75% Advanced, and 55% Expert!

Normal since I rarely speak english exept on the intardnet.