Nah he's not fighting, he's just driving the getaway car. If it's back from the pound, that is.
Jeez, what a hick.
There's gonna be a brawl tonight.
Re: There's gonna be a brawl tonight.
Hope someone cuts your neck.. from ear to ear, and leaves you to die in a trash dumpster..Kracus wrote:I hate leaving for a bar knowing full well in advance there's probably going to be a brawl there tonight... Ever have that feeling before? I hate it, I'd rather go out and have a good night, why do people have to fuck with my shit. :icon33:
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WHAT THE F, YOU WERE THE GUY WITH THE CAMERA, WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME? YOU SAW THE WAY I KICKED THAT GUYS ASS THOUGH, RIGHT? HE THOUGHT HE WAS ALL HOT SHIT UNTIL I NECKED THAT LANTERN FULL OF GASOLINE. PUSSYfeedback wrote:LOL INTERNET wrote:COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK
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Nothing happened, the guys never showed up. 
I got quite embarrassed though last night. I was sitting at a table watching these girls dance and one of em was this cute tall skinny blond chick. Talls girls aren't usualy my thing though but she was kinda cute and she kept making eye contact with me. Well she comes over a little later and starts talking and at about this same time all my friends split.
So they all leave me with this chick which is what I figured they were doing on purpose right? Wrong, I found out later.
So we're talking and she's sounding right fucking horny and that's cool right, but she's saying these things that just sound like shit right out of a porno and I can see some friends kinda chuckling in the corner but I'm just not cluing in yet and then she hits me with this line. "Handjobs are 40$, blowjobs are 80$ and I go all the way for 250$"
I'm like WTF!? It even took me a good 5 seconds before I registered totaly that this chick was a hooker. Well... they had a good laugh and I told her to get lost... fucking hookers, I hate them more than I hate bums.
I got quite embarrassed though last night. I was sitting at a table watching these girls dance and one of em was this cute tall skinny blond chick. Talls girls aren't usualy my thing though but she was kinda cute and she kept making eye contact with me. Well she comes over a little later and starts talking and at about this same time all my friends split.
So they all leave me with this chick which is what I figured they were doing on purpose right? Wrong, I found out later.
So we're talking and she's sounding right fucking horny and that's cool right, but she's saying these things that just sound like shit right out of a porno and I can see some friends kinda chuckling in the corner but I'm just not cluing in yet and then she hits me with this line. "Handjobs are 40$, blowjobs are 80$ and I go all the way for 250$"
I'm like WTF!? It even took me a good 5 seconds before I registered totaly that this chick was a hooker. Well... they had a good laugh and I told her to get lost... fucking hookers, I hate them more than I hate bums.