Well guys... It aint mars... [DooM Movie]

Post by **o'dium** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:39 am

Oh dear god on another alien none-red planet...

Bah fuck just click the link:

http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=8663

Post by **4days** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:47 am

swat in space

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:00 am

that looks really gay
gg guys :icon14:

Post by **Pext** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:01 am

they just had no money left to make some doom marine costumes.

Post by **Grudge** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:09 am

its gonna suck so fucking much

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:10 am

Nice cross-between-an-M16-and-a-lunchbox weaponry too.

Post by **Turbanator** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:12 am

why bother calling it doom?

Post by **Geebs** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:14 am

It's going to have monster closets

Post by **mojon** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:55 am

No demons or anything hell-related either... Just some weird folks who caught a virus infection. Resident Evil III :icon29:

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:02 am

Geebs wrote:It's going to have monster closets

From the looks of that photo, the only thing jumping out of any monster closets will be a gay chorus line. I wonder if it'll look anything like this:

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:22 am

Hey everyone, seremtan used this as his ICQ sig. he thought it would get him laid

“Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I'm looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here's hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times... But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said, "The only thing perfect in this world is Love..."

:lol:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:26 am

odium complains.

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:35 am

"If you're female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind"

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Post by **Grudge** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:53 am

I'm sure that whole "pissing in the wind..." thing really gets the girls going.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:23 pm

Yeah, most girls can really relate to that.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:38 pm

It strikes me that this movie is the result of a bunch of film corporation retards trying to make the absolute shittiest movie of all time. My bet is that they exceed their wildest expectations.

Post by **Turbanator** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:42 pm

UKers know what I'm talking about, you know the Orange Film Ads? Where Spike Lee and alike propose a film idea to the Orange Film Board and the board twist it.... this entire affair reminds me of those adverts.

Post by **blood.angel** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:50 pm

Carmack should be fucking ashamed of himself.
Too busy trying to explode a mile above the earth, thats whats to blame.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:51 pm

i think Hollenshead is more to blame here

Post by **Grudge** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:02 pm

I don't understand why they want to take such a dump on their own franchise?

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:11 pm

Great. They took everything that distinguishes Doom from every other sci-fi space war story, and took it out.

Now it's exactly the same as 80 other movies out there with a new cast. I'm so impressed.

Post by **Cool Blue** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:23 pm

Grudge wrote:I don't understand why they want to take such a dump on their own franchise?

That is the real question. Doesn't even sound like they had ANYBODY from id on the payroll to consult on this one.

Post by **rep** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:24 pm

seremtan wrote:
Geebs wrote:It's going to have monster closets
From the looks of that photo, the only thing jumping out of any monster closets will be a gay chorus line. I wonder if it'll look anything like this:

Great posts deserve being quoted.

Post by **inphlict** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:25 pm

Ah great and it opens on my birthday.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:10 pm

Jesus, what have they done?