There's gonna be a brawl tonight.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:47 am

I hate leaving for a bar knowing full well in advance there's probably going to be a brawl there tonight... Ever have that feeling before? I hate it, I'd rather go out and have a good night, why do people have to fuck with my shit. :icon33:

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:48 am

:icon19:

i was in a gunfight the other week

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:48 am

yea, i get it all the time... then i turn on the tv and p00m!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:50 am

losCHUNK wrote::icon19:

i was in a gunfight the other week

I had to deal with a gun wielding schitzo last summer. Not fun staring down the buisness end of a 357M

Post by **Bdw3** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:51 am

Take a camera.... post pictures....

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:51 am

COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:53 am

Fuck I love that guy, he makes me smile even when I'm getting ready to beat the shit outta people. :icon19:

Post by **inphlict** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:54 am

Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:54 am

Bdw3 wrote:Take a camera.... post pictures....

Heh yeah... pictures, just what we want at a brawl. I'm sure I wouldn't be target #1.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:56 am

inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.

Well I certainly hope sheer numbers will help difuse the situation tbh. Either way, it's going to be one sided I'm sure.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:57 am

UPDATE: FU WAN CHI, OUR MOST DECORATED MANCHU OFFICER JUST GOT KILLED BY THE LOCAL AXE GANG. THE BASTARDS, I WAS JUST STARTING TO BOND WITH THAT GUY. I WAS LIKE "MASTER!!" AND HE WAS LIKE "THE ROYAL SEAL?.. THE EMBASSY, GO QUICKLY.." AND THEN HE DROPPED DEAD. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO THAT EMBASSY AND GET THAT ROYAL SEAL BACK. IT WAS A DYING MANS LAST WISH.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:57 am

Memphis wrote:If you know it's gonna happen then take your cam
I want spidey style action shots as the pipe swings and cleaves through those suckers yo

Well I gotta jet, I'll give ya pictures if we're in the news tomorrow.

Post by **Bdw3** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:58 am

Kracus wrote:
Bdw3 wrote:Take a camera.... post pictures....
Heh yeah... pictures, just what we want at a brawl. I'm sure I wouldn't be target #1.

How about of the aftermath?

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:02 am

inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.

FUCK KARATE, IT'S ALL ABOUT DRUNKEN FIST. FU WAN CHI SAID IT LACKED POWER, BUT THATS BECAUSE WE WERE FIGHTING UNDER A FUCKING TRAIN, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GENERATE POWER WHEN I'M FIGHTING ON MY HANDS AND KNESS? I'M NOT! I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD ANOTHER FIGHT, AND TO BE HONEST HE WON. HE CAME TO MY HOUSE LOOKING FOR ME, AND MY MUM WAS ALL LIKE "SORRY WE'RE CLOSED NOW.." AND HE SAID "WHERE'S FEI HONG" AND SHE ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, AND HE SAID "IT'S PRIVATE.." MY MUM WAS SUSPICIOUS, BUT NOT SCARED, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE SKIRT KICK STYLE, SO SHE JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND STARTED KICKING HIS ASS, THEN I CAME OUT AND JOINED IN, BUT HE GOT THE BETTER OF ME, SO MY DAD CAME OUT AND GAVE HIM WHAT FOR. THEY SOON APOLOGISED AND BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AND MY DAD EVEN SAID THAT FU WAN CHI WOULD STAY THE NIGHT. IT'S A SHAME HE HAD TO DIE, HIS KUNG FU WAS OF A VERY HIGH STANDARD. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STOP MY DAD FROM FINDING OUT THAT I SOLD ONE OF HIS CUSTOMERS POISONED GINSENG BY ACCIDENT

Post by **Dukester** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:44 am

I vote for mor LOL INTERNET posts
comedy gold

Post by **dzjepp** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:47 am

The best part is when he cleverly changed the fist icon to goatse. Fucking gold.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:12 am

LOL INTERNET:

Might I suggest you avoid drinking any furnace fuel when you confront those guys at the steel mill. I understand that stuff might have a permanent effect unless they rerelease the movie and change it's ending. I'd hate for either of those things to happen so just be careful.

Post by **Chemical Burn** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:38 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK

:icon26:

Post by **Chemical Burn** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:40 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:
inphlict wrote:Hope you don't try to pull your karate shit, they would simply crush you.
FUCK KARATE, IT'S ALL ABOUT DRUNKEN FIST. FU WAN CHI SAID IT LACKED POWER, BUT THATS BECAUSE WE WERE FIGHTING UNDER A FUCKING TRAIN, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GENERATE POWER WHEN I'M FIGHTING ON MY HANDS AND KNESS? I'M NOT! I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD ANOTHER FIGHT, AND TO BE HONEST HE WON. HE CAME TO MY HOUSE LOOKING FOR ME, AND MY MUM WAS ALL LIKE "SORRY WE'RE CLOSED NOW.." AND HE SAID "WHERE'S FEI HONG" AND SHE ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, AND HE SAID "IT'S PRIVATE.." MY MUM WAS SUSPICIOUS, BUT NOT SCARED, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE SKIRT KICK STYLE, SO SHE JUST OPENED THE DOOR AND STARTED KICKING HIS ASS, THEN I CAME OUT AND JOINED IN, BUT HE GOT THE BETTER OF ME, SO MY DAD CAME OUT AND GAVE HIM WHAT FOR. THEY SOON APOLOGISED AND BECAME GOOD FRIENDS AND MY DAD EVEN SAID THAT FU WAN CHI WOULD STAY THE NIGHT. IT'S A SHAME HE HAD TO DIE, HIS KUNG FU WAS OF A VERY HIGH STANDARD. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STOP MY DAD FROM FINDING OUT THAT I SOLD ONE OF HIS CUSTOMERS POISONED GINSENG BY ACCIDENT

I figured it out. LOL Internet is really The Rock AND Jackie Chan. :lol:

Post by **feedback** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:05 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:LOL INTERNET:

Might I suggest you avoid drinking any furnace fuel when you confront those guys at the steel mill. I understand that stuff might have a permanent effect unless they rerelease the movie and change it's ending. I'd hate for either of those things to happen so just be careful.

I always wondered why they felt the need to delete the ending. They did the same thing with one of the Once upon a time in china movies too.

Post by **tnf** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:30 am

wow.

it's like he's in the movie 'the outsiders'.

rumbles, brawls, people fucking with his shit...

Post by **reefsurfer** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:04 am

Im scared.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:07 am

Yeah, what does "fucking with my shit" mean anyway?

Post by **feedback** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:56 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! THESE ASSHOLES HAVE TAKEN OVER OUR LOCAL STEEL MILL, AND THEY'VE MADE ALL THE WORKERS SLAVES. I'VE BEATEN UP A COUPLE OF THE GOONS USING MY DRUNKEN FIST WHEN ONE OF THEM TRIED TO STEAL MY MUMS HANDBAG. I GOT IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE MY DAD DOESN'T LIKE ME DRINKING, SO HE'S KICKED ME OUT, AND LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS DROWNING MY SORROWS, THE GOONS WHO I BEAT UP BEFORE FOUND ME AND THE LEADER KICKED MY ASS. I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE STEEL MILL LATER THIS WEEK WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS TO KICK THEIR ASSES. THE MAIN GUY HAS GREAT KICKS, SO I KNOW I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME. AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY DRUNKEN FIST THOUGH, I'M OK

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:25 am

i wish i was as hard as kracus