This is animal cruelty

Post by **Strangler** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:50 am

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/gray.html

A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells
kittens that are called BONSAI CATS.
That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens
that were put in to little bottles after being
given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for
the rest of their lives. The cats are fed
through a straw and have a small tube for their
faeces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the
form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats
never get the opportunity to move. They are used
as original and exclusive souvenirs.These are
the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia
and New Zealand.

Post by **U4EA** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am

I do believe that's been proven to be fake.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am

how many times do we have to call you a moron before you realise?

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:52 am

jesus fucking christ man, this is the oldest hoax on the intardnet

please just go sit in the corner and die

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:54 am

You know, you almost feel bad for him, then he posts again.

Post by **Strangler** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:58 am

thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:59 am

MORON

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:00 am

does html work properly now btw?

<span style="font-size:200px;"><b>MORON</b></span>

edit: no

dammit turb fix that shit

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:59 am

Strangler wrote:thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.

We could do without the idiocy you post. Take the hint.

Post by **Grudge** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:14 pm

Post by **4days** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:25 pm

got my gf a kitten for her birthday last year.

ever such a cute little thing, it has this class habit - if we're sat watching the telly or something, the kitten will be curled up asleep next to me. every now and again it'll wake up and stroll over to the other sofa where the missus is sitting, jump up onto her lap and fart copiously. then it'll come back and fall asleep again.

has me in fucking bits, at least until the smell wafts across the room. the missus doesn't seem to find it anywhere near as funny as i do.

Post by **busetibi** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:58 pm

fuck me
thats older than me!!
and fake

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:39 pm

You know, I think Strangler actually wants this to be true. Nothing says "hard man" like kitten torture or getting together with your mates in a Welsh cottage wearing dresses.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:53 pm

moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron moron :icon14:

Post by **denzii** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:46 pm

Strangler wrote:thanks dickhead, i could have done without the fucking moron remark.

:icon19:

*shakes head*

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:51 pm

fucking hell. they have found a WWII bomber on the moon!

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:52 pm

MORON

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:52 pm

Stangler is pulling your chains you fucking idiots.

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:56 pm

SplishSplash wrote:Stangler is pulling your chains you fucking idiots.

Post by **blood.angel** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:08 pm

I would buy a Doombrain in a bottle.