self abuse

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:27 am

self abuse?

onetime i farted so hard i cracked my back AND shit my self!

Post by **lars63** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:51 am

Riding bike in Forest Park came down a trail ran into Portland Fire and Rescue practicing they had a rope across the bike trail. I didn't see the rope only the people standing either side of the bike trail. That rope caught me right across the neck and took me right off that bike. On the bright side Portland Fire and Rescue got extra practice that day. Boy did it smart

Post by **Foo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:54 am

Goddamned F&R and their viet kong tripwires.

Post by **S@M** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:15 am

AmIdYfReAk wrote:self abuse?
onetime i farted so hard i cracked my back AND shit my self!

that was YOU!!! bastard, we had to replace windows and increase our home insurance premiums because you farted

Post by **iambowelfish** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:26 am

I have bad teeth. I want something like that to happen to me so the NHS will give me some new teeth in in the right place.

Post by **farad** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:57 am

werldhed wrote:Couple of biking accidents:
-One that tore a 9-inch swath across my left thigh, down to the bone. Too complicated to explain, but it was gruesome.
-Once hit the curb
faceplant on the sidewalk
I went over the handlebars and landed on my back, with the bike on top of me.
1/2" wide chisel stuck right into my shin.

...fuck all you sound almost as snakebit as my brother....

...but not as snakebit as raw's brother...

Post by **Deji** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:10 pm

I tried to break a wooden pole, about 1m in length and 3-4 centimetres in diameter with my head by falling on it. It worked :icon32:

And then lately I had this skiing accident when going down a u-shaped track on a steep hill. I uncontrollably started sliding to the inside of the curve (it was also at an angle, imagine a Nascar track curve) So I grabbed one of the trees to prevent myself from crashing into anything. Next moment I know, my feet are level with my arms and I fall to the ground. My back ached for a fucking month after that :icon33: