In case you all forgot....

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:00 am

gramps, does your wife know youre posting pics of her here to win a slag contest?
im sure she'll feel very special when she's called a "bag of bones cocklovin fossil" and the likes

Post by ek » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:20 am

wow ygp, your wife has an awesome paint job.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:40 pm

I cant spell u wrote:Sgt. Grandpa sir.

lol....I remember this gem from The Book Of Ghey:

YourGrandpa wrote:I'm currenty second in command of 30 electricians, you fool. I'm directly in command of 12 those electricians. I attend project meetings, handle inspections and coordinate completion dates with various contractors. I'm also in charge of design, installation and completion of all low and high voltage systems in 3 of the 4 buildings on my project. I've got all the power and clout I need.

Sgt. Gramps, indeed.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:41 pm

MKJ wrote:gramps, does your wife know youre posting pics of her here to win a slag contest?
im sure she'll feel very special when she's called a "bag of bones cocklovin fossil" and the likes

Gramps' wife has no idea that he's posting on the internet.

She thought he spent all his free time raping their child.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:01 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:... from The Book Of Ghey:

YourGrandpa wrote:I'm currenty second in command of 30 electricians, you fool. I'm directly in command of 12 those electricians. I attend project meetings, handle inspections and coordinate completion dates with various contractors. I'm also in charge of design, installation and completion of all low and high voltage systems in 3 of the 4 buildings on my project. I've got all the power and clout I need.

now we know how YourSideshowhorror re-animated his frankenmunter bride

Post by **GT|[ZER0]** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:12 pm

Hey wait a minute..... That's the chick from "My name is Earl"!

Is one is your kid black Gramp?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:15 pm

seremtan wrote: looks to me like your arm-slug is living in the land of make-up believe, where layers of foundation, industrial grade lip gloss and a litre can of panstick can make all the ugly go away. newsflash, potato-boy: it ain't gonna happen. you may as well get used to being the only kid on your block with a real zombie bride to share his bed. on the plus side though, i bet it makes a great talking-point when the other white trash come round to your trailer for jumbalaya and corn dogs. at least it distracts them while you lo-jack their cable

More land of make believe, bs.

Don't get all pissy about a little make-up, homo. The only reason why your old bag doesn't where any is because it wouldn't do her any good. Mary Kay could dump an entire truck load on her and her blinding ugliness would still shine right through.

Maybe you should duck on this next one. You wouldn't want to get hit in the face with this little tidbit of reality. I live in a $350,000.00, 3,000 square foot house in one of the top 3 fastest growing cities in America, no where near a trailer park or a swamp. I haven't come close to being reduced to drinking cheap beer out of plastic cups on some street corner with an afro wearing 60's reject.

Face it, loser. You're an ugly nerd dating a hideous looking woman and the only way you can strike back at the humanity that has repetitively kicked you in your misshapen head, is to anonymously post things on a web forum in an attempt to make yourself feel better about the pathetic life you lead.

GL with that frizzy headed eye sore.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:14 pm

YG sounds real upset.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:48 pm

YGP's woman looks like a recovering cancer victim. You can tell by the wig she is wearing and the prosthetic breasts.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:16 pm

i'm so glad gramps isn't taking this too seriously, or letting it get to him in any way

YouGotserved, pa

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:31 pm

Dark Metal wrote:YG sounds real upset.

Yeah, I'm real upset.

I'm so sad that I dunked Semencan's lopsided head in the shit bowl of reality.

Just look at how pissed I am.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:32 pm

riddla wrote:I think the realization of removing the hair from each of these results in the same bird drove him over the edge:

You should really give this R&R thing up.

Really.... :icon29:

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:35 pm

seremtan wrote:i'm so glad gramps isn't taking this too seriously, or letting it get to him in any way

YouGotserved, pa

Ahhh, what's wrong. Did I shut down your little fanatsy land.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:22 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
seremtan wrote:i'm so glad gramps isn't taking this too seriously, or letting it get to him in any way

YouGotserved, pa
Ahhh, what's wrong. Did I shut down your little fanatsy land.

this -

- is no fantasy, chump. neither is your teletubby house in the burbs of Outer Retardia or whatever is the "one of the top three fastest growing" redneck breeding grounds in america these days

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:12 am

seremtan wrote:
- is no fantasy, chump. neither is your teletubby house in the burbs of Outer Retardia or whatever is the "one of the top three fastest growing" redneck breeding grounds in america these days

That....

..... is a horrible fucking nightmare.

How many plastic cups of that cheap beer does it take before you can bring yourself to fuck that?

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:31 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:How many plastic cups of that cheap beer does it take before you can bring yourself to fuck that?

time for an eye test, YourMyopia, though i don't blame you for having problems with your vision; having to look at this decrepit crone -

- every day would scorch the retinas of anyone. what's for dinner tonight, gramps? double, bubble, toil and trouble?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:58 pm

riddla wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
riddla wrote:I think the realization of removing the hair from each of these results in the same bird drove him over the edge:
You should really give this R&R thing up.

Really.... :icon29:
you still have alot to learn yet, so I'll be staying to further your education.

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:22 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:

was this from asia?

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:45 pm

riddla wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
riddla wrote:I think the realization of removing the hair from each of these results in the same bird drove him over the edge:
You should really give this R&R thing up.

Really.... :icon29:
you still have alot to learn yet, so I'll be staying to further your education.

You've had nothing, nor will you ever have anything to teach. Now wander along mental midget.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:51 pm

seremtan wrote: I need an eye test, Gramps, though i'm sure my vision problems come from having to look at this decrepit crone -

- every day scorches my retinas. I've got to eat her nasty snatch for dinner tonigt. If I don't there's going to be double, bubble, toil and trouble.

I couldn't agree more...

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:31 pm

YourGrandpa wrote:I couldn't agree more...

i see what you did there. and it wasn't funny

quote edits = YouLose, pa

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:58 am

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:55 am

Since this page is the only one that doesn't have a picture of the child rapist I thought I'd oblige:

Post by ek » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:47 am

Post by **GuitarrMan** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:01 am

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Since this page is the only one that doesn't have a picture of the child rapist I thought I'd oblige:

Stop posting pics of yourself or, so to speak, of the man you would like to become.

:icon32: