post your bed and prove you arent a virgin

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:43 am

ok nerds heres your chance, not everyone can be a sex-god like me but now you can prove that you arent actually a virgin :lol: lets see what type of bed you all sleep in :lol: only someone who actually has sex will be in possession of a double bed :lol: the rest of you virgins all sleep in single beds because you know theres no chance in hell any of you will ever have sex :lol:

all those who are too scared to post a pic of their beds in this thread do so because they are single bed sleeping virgins for life :lol:

heres my work-bench:

youll notice the blue shorts stuck between the bed head and the wall, thats because im like a fucking jackhammer in the sack and the neighbours kept panicking thinking there was an earthquake until i took the appropriate precautionary measures :lol:

lets see the proof virgins :lol:

Post by **Pauly** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:55 am

Testoclesius wrote:
heres my work-bench:

:lol:

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:01 am

:icon19:

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:04 am

I NOTICE A DISTINCT LACK OF BEDS IN THIS THREAD. I THINK TESTOCLESIUS WAS RIGHT

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:17 am

post your's Mr. goatse. :icon19:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:21 am

Figure A) Penis enlargement pills.
Figure B) What the hell?

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:22 am

:icon19:

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:40 am

FlamingTP wrote:post your's Mr. goatse. :icon19:

HOW CAN I POST MINE? IT'S IN MY BEDROOM AND I NEED TO SLEEP IN IT TO NIGHT.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:54 am

post a pic of it.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:19 am

BUT MY SHEETS AREN'T CLEAN

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:22 am

LOL INTERNET wrote:BUT MY SHEETS AREN'T CLEAN

wet your bed AGAIN? ffs

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:23 am

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:59 am

My brother's to smart to wet his bed, bed wetter.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:02 am

FlamingTP wrote:My brother's to smart to wet his bed bed wetter.

What's a 'bed bed wetter'?

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:17 am

*inserts comma* :icon19:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:02 pm

Arkleseizure wrote:

Figure A) Penis enlargement pills.
Figure B) What the hell?

thats my girlfriends side faggot :lol:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:50 pm

Testoclesius wrote:faggot

That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.

Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.

Post by **SiCdeth** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 7:43 pm

ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.

post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:02 pm

SiCdeth wrote:ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.

post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.

Post by **The HavoX** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:39 pm

SiCdeth wrote:post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.

it's your not you're

boring cum-farter

Post by **SiCdeth** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:23 pm

call me boring.. but comment on my grammar error. theres a real zinger.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:53 pm

Arkleseizure wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:faggot
That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.

Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.

fuck off single bed sleeping bitter virgin :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:55 pm

SiCdeth wrote:ok so you dont know how to make your bed, and spend all night masturbating furiously and get your sheets all messed up.. congratulations.

post a pic of you having sex and then i'll believe you're not a virgin. dont worry about breakin forum rules i doubt you're penis is big enough to be seen anyway.

you think the only way to mess sheets up is by masturbating because thats the only sexual experience youve ever had in a bed mate :lol: this is the internet mate you dont need me to post pics so you can see what its like for someone to actually have sex :lol: fuck off 80's virgin :lol:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:05 am

Testoclesius wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:faggot
That would be quite a hypocritical statement if you like two girls having sex and not two guys.

Shut the fuck up before you're owned again.
fuck off single bed sleeping bitter virgin :lol:

I may be a virgin because I'm 14. But I have a full size bed.

Post by **LOL INTERNET** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:09 am

Arkleseizure wrote:
I may be a virgin because I'm 14. But I have a full size bed.

I'M A GREAT GUY, SO I'LL LET YOU KNOW BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO FIND OUT YOURSELF: PUSSY IS CRAP, IT'S ALL ABOUT LATINO COCK

post your bed and prove you arent a virgin

post your bed and prove you arent a virgin

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