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dmmh
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Gay penguins

Post by dmmh »

so this zoo in Germany didn't realise they only had male penguins and no females. A couple of them went gay and one couple adopted a stone and tries to hatch it :smirk:

finaly tgey realised their error and ordered some females :icon19:
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losCHUNK
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Post by losCHUNK »

LOL thats fucking genius

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Ryoki
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Post by Ryoki »

If i don't find myself a women soon, i'm thinking about adopting a stone too.
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dmmh
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Post by dmmh »

thats a good idea tbh
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Post by blood.angel »

Actually there was 13 males and 1 female.
And they saw that the other males teamed up and did all the crap that penguin couples did such as preening each other.

And theres plenty of evidence of homosexuality in all parts of the animal kingdom. So all the ITS UNNATURAL reasons used by idiots is not true.
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Post by werldhed »

blood.angel wrote:And theres plenty of evidence of homosexuality in all parts of the animal kingdom. So all the ITS UNNATURAL reasons used by idiots is not true.
Truth
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phantasmagoria
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Post by phantasmagoria »

Did anyone watch Ricky Gervais' Animals? he had pictures in an animal homosexuality book of two male penguins fucking one another in their blowholes.
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Oblivi0.on
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

my room mate says he used to own 2 male cats who were gay. way back. but still.
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CaseDogg
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Post by CaseDogg »

dope.
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blood.angel
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Post by blood.angel »

phantasmagoria wrote:Did anyone watch Ricky Gervais' Animals? he had pictures in an animal homosexuality book of two male penguins fucking one another in their blowholes.
That was dolphins.
And totally made up for the comedy.
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farad
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Post by farad »

Oblivi0.on wrote:my room mate says he used to own 2 male cats who were gay. way back. but still.
...gay as in always happy and playful?...
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Oblivi0.on
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Post by Oblivi0.on »

gay as in one cat sticking his penis in the other cats asshole.
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blood.angel
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Post by blood.angel »

and then spraying its tuna smelling cum all over the others face.
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Fender
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Post by Fender »

http://www.fender.net/audio/gladiator/Queer.mp3
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Scarface
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Post by Scarface »

Anyone see that "Anamals Gone Wild!" infomercial? Fucking funny shit. They're trying to sell dvds of animals cought fucking on tape :icon19:
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7zark7
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Post by 7zark7 »

Oblivi0.on wrote:gay as in one cat sticking his penis in the other cats asshole.

:shrug:
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