Doom3 movie will suck reason #1000123443

Post by **7zark7** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 1:58 pm

http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=19555

Big "friggin" gun ?!?!?! FFS.

I'm already ashamed of this movie.

Post by **Pext** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:02 pm

mario bros strike back

Post by **Fender** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:09 pm

Even worse. BFG stands for "bio force gun" in the movie.

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:23 pm

nerds cannot be pleased one way or the other.

Post by **Bdw3** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:03 pm

Heh- I thought it was a decent name actually.

Post by **o'dium** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:09 pm

Hey, the *other* film the rock is doing will be better than this, and thats saying something seeing as he plays a gay country western-singing bodyguard...

And thats not a lie, either

Post by **rep** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:13 pm

Never ONCE in official DOOM canon has the BFG9000 been called the Big Fucking Gun. Grow up.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:17 pm

rep wrote:Never ONCE in official DOOM canon has the BFG9000 been called the Big Fucking Gun. Grow up.

Doom Bible, sir, aka the Doom design document by id

BFG 2704 (red). Horrible hallway-scouring weapon. Damages user a bit. Awful
recoil. BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun." Safest use: back to wall, distant target

http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/section14.shtml

entire thing: http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/

kthxbye

Post by **prince1000** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:22 pm

show me one video game turned movie that was good...

Post by **o'dium** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:39 pm

prince1000 wrote:show me one video game turned movie that was good...

RE was "ok" if you never played the games. People who played the games hated it though.

Riddick was great, but that wont work the other way around will it :icon32:

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:50 pm

Duh, the Street Fighter movies!

xD

Post by **o'dium** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:16 pm

Fjoggs wrote:Duh, the Street Fighter movies!

xD

Manga one owned, aye, but come on...

"CHALEH!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU CHALEH!"

Post by **Dark Metal** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:31 pm

Fucking Zark.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:38 pm

yo dickass where have you been?

Post by **DiscoDave** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:30 pm

http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... light=doom

Post by **shadd_.** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:39 pm

MKJ wrote:
rep wrote:Never ONCE in official DOOM canon has the BFG9000 been called the Big Fucking Gun. Grow up.
Doom Bible, sir, aka the Doom design document by id

BFG 2704 (red). Horrible hallway-scouring weapon. Damages user a bit. Awful
recoil. BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun." Safest use: back to wall, distant target
http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/section14.shtml

entire thing: http://5years.doomworld.com/doombible/

kthxbye

thats some BFO right there. :icon19:

Post by **Fender** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:45 pm

big fucking ownage?

Post by **shadd_.** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:54 pm

Fender wrote:big fucking ownage?

:icon14:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:13 pm

Dark Metal wrote:Fucking Zark.

quiet torontonian nights, the two of you, together in a manner god did not intend

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:44 pm

Goddamnit Rep, why the fuck do you suck at life so much? You're giving humanity a bad name.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:14 am

prince1000 wrote:show me one video game turned movie that was good...

RE, Mortal Kombat, Tomb Raider to name three.

Index of suck:

Mario
MK2
All other tomb Raiders
RE2
Street Fighter
Double Dragon
Etc

Post by **U4EA** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:18 am

All three of those movies sucked ass.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:19 am

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:28 am

I liked MK1 because it had Christopher Lambert as Raiden and for the most part the rest of casting was spot on. :icon14: The story wasn't so good and they changed a few things but the fight scenes were great.

Post by **FlamingTP** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:32 am

I'm willing to bet you've never even bothered to watch the film so shut it.