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riddle me this?

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there were 2 sisters at grandma's funeral, and sister #1 met a guy there. She went back to sister #2 to tell her about this awsome guy, and when she went back to find him he was gone.

A few days later sister 1 killed sister 2


why?
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Post by Hannibal »

cuz Col. Mustard was pickin his feet in Poughkeepsie. Plus he was gay.
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close but no semen
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Post by andyman »

because she was pissed
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Post by Tsakali_ »

andyman wrote:because she was pissed
why?
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Post by R00k »

Because she needed killin!
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Post by Tsakali_ »

R00k wrote:Because she needed killin!
explain
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Post by andyman »

it was that time of the month, her sister just hit on her own dad at their grandmas funeral, and she was all out of St. Johns Wort
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Post by Tsakali_ »

this is a very real question used in studies about... can't tell you yet it might give it away
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Post by Survivor »

Because that awesome guy was her sister.
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Post by Tsakali_ »

no, as a matter of fact this is not a trick riddle
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Post by andyman »

so did sister one ever get around to telling sister 2 that she met him?

it says she went to tell her but never says she actually did
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Post by Hannibal »

She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear at another family funeral, and she wants to fuck him REAL BAD.
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Post by Tsakali_ »

Hannibal wrote:She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear another family funeral.
ding ding ding!
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Hannibal wrote:She reasoned that if the guy appeared at her grandma's funeral, then he might appear at another family funeral, and she wants to fuck him REAL BAD.
heh winner
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Post by Hannibal »

Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.
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Post by Tsakali_ »

which made me kinda sad since I actually got the right anwser when asked.
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Post by Canis »

Cheating whore...
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Post by Tsakali_ »

Hannibal wrote:Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.
thanx for fucking up my fine detective work here
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Post by Tsakali_ »

Canis wrote:Cheating whore...
don't feel bad, from what they say inteligence doesn't contribute to your ability to get the correct answer.
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Post by Fender »

Tsakali_ wrote:which made me kinda sad since I actually got the right anwser when asked.
As did Zark the last time this was posted. About 1.5 years ago, I'd guess. (not an "old" slam, just sayin'...)
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Post by MKJ »

isnt this a thread from like 3 years ago?

[edit] and then i read fender's post :olo:
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Post by Don Carlos »

Hannibal wrote:Elementary, my dear faggots.

Google---> w/ sister guy killed funeral met riddle.

A psy test riddle of sorts, apparently serial killers answer correctly almost immediately.
oh dear :paranoid:
Where were you when the West was defeated?
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The sister killed the other sister so the guy would come by again at the next family funeral cause she's a fucking psychopath cannibal that wants to eat his male anatomy because of a traumatic fondling in her early childhood by uncle larry.
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Post by andyman »

^^^ fashionably late ^^^
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