Daily Show report on Cheney's hunting accident

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-Replicant-
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Daily Show report on Cheney's hunting accident

Post by -Replicant- »

edit: better link:
EDIT: NIEN
-DM
fucking hilarious, especially when they recreate it :olo:


note:
may or may not be work safe...i have ad blockers, so i can't see the stuff on the sides, but there might be some naughty stuff there :/
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Post by bitWISE »

Yeah we were talking about it in the shooting thread. IMO the funniest part was right after that clip. And yes, there are some naughty ads.
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Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

:olo: Oh Daily Show, How I love you.
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Post by SplishSplash »

You can watch this in better quality (and without naughty pics) on the Comedy Central site

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_ ... ndex.jhtml
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Post by Massive Quasars »

The guy Cheney shot had a minor heart attack. One of the pellets is touching his heart and irritating it.
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Post by Mr.Magnetichead »

I really hope he dies. Would he be charged with murder?
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Post by SplishSplash »

I thought they had removed all the pellets. Guess not.
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Post by Massive Quasars »

SplishSplash wrote:I thought they had removed all the pellets. Guess not.
No, there are far too many in him and removing them could do more harm then leaving them in.
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Post by -Replicant- »

better link:

Nopers.
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Post by Nightshade »

:olo: :olo: :olo: "Quailtards" :olo: :olo: :olo:
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Post by Canis »

Fucking golden!!!! :olo:

My stomach, head, face, neck, and ribs hurt so fucking hard from laughing...holy shit! :olo:
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Post by Freakaloin »

either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by Canis »

Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
You're proving yourself to be dumber than I thought...
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Post by Freakaloin »

and u prove nothing as usual...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by Canis »

Freakaloin wrote:and u prove nothing as usual...
I'm not trying. You're doing all the work for me.
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Post by Freakaloin »

my point made..ur an idiot...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Post by Canis »

Freakaloin wrote:my point made..ur an idiot...
Its funny how self-descriptive your retorts are.
Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
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Post by Dukester »

Freakaloin wrote:either he shot him on purpose or he was drunk and fucked up...either way its a crime...no other way to explain the wait to tell...
said the master quail hunter...
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Post by StormShadow »

I like how this happened thursday, but it wasnt reported untill monday.. if the guy died im sure we wouldnt have heard anything at all. Maybe he will kick the bucket still, that would make 2 ppl in the white house responsible for accidental deaths of others.

I doubt he will be charged with a crime though, as it was an 'accident' and all.
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Post by Dukester »

Saturday, not Thursday.
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Post by Foo »

Eh? It would be a manslaughter charge.
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Post by menkent »

quailtards :>
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Post by andyman »

god damn that was funny
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Post by Hannibal »

Foo wrote:Eh? It would be a manslaughter charge.
Doubtful anyone would bring it unless it could be shown that (1)Cheney was negligent as a muthfucka in handling his weapon or (2) they decide to hold his balls to the fire for the missing $7 stamp (probably a misdemeanor).

Nevertheless it will get interesting if that dude takes ye olde dirt nap.
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Post by Freakaloin »

lots of no hunting morons round here...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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