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andyman
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riddla wrote:How about a WHAM cd?
:olo:
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mjrpes
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+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
riddla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=br_ss_hs/104-7958346-5867926?search-alias=aps&keywords=wham
it wasn't funny the first time.

andyman wrote:
:olo:

andyman trumps the juggernautical.
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S@M
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Post by S@M »

Captain Mazda wrote:Just remember: If you give your girlfriend a massive orgasm, good luck trying to top it for her birthday, anniversary, and next Valentine's :olo:
Smart man thinks ahead :icon32:
guess shes the luck girl who ends up with you then hey, Are la femmes more or less important to you than say....goats or camels, or your brother?
Captain Mazda wrote:Virgin-free since '03 :)
waiting for your 40 in paradise hey
"Liberty, what crimes are committed in your name."
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feedback
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Post by feedback »

JulesWinnfield wrote:
feedback wrote:Fucking VD ay
my fiancee is on the other side of the world for 2.5 years, this holiday is shit
2.5 years? she's already got a feedbagreplacement.
not a fucking chance anybody could come close to replacing me
I love quake!
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feedback wrote:
JulesWinnfield wrote:
feedback wrote:Fucking VD ay
my fiancee is on the other side of the world for 2.5 years, this holiday is shit
2.5 years? she's already got a feedbagreplacement.
not a fucking chance anybody could come close to replacing me
:olo:

Shes human..
Shes fucking someone else..
[size=75][i]I once had a glass of milk.

It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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feedback
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Definately not you though, nobody is. -1 I have to worry about.
I love quake!
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SOAPboy
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feedback wrote:Definately not you though, nobody is. -1 I have to worry about.
I really dont want STDs, so ill keep my distance from your skank.. But shes fucking someone else.. 2 1/2 years is a long time..
[size=75][i]I once had a glass of milk.

It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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Post by Captain »

She's choked on a dozen gorilla cocks already...
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Why does every thread that has Captain Mazda in it invariably end up being about cocks?
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Post by Captain »

It happened to Chuck Norris, now it's happening to me: everyone wants me.
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Post by busetibi »

i hear your going to buy your g/f a new veil, aye captain jihad
so tell me, how do they manage to give blow jobs with those veils on?
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SOAPboy wrote:
feedback wrote:Definately not you though, nobody is. -1 I have to worry about.
I really dont want STDs, so ill keep my distance from your skank.. But shes fucking someone else.. 2 1/2 years is a long time..
You'd keep your distance because you're a bald-headed, WoW-addicted goth who would burst into flames if you stepped foot into the sunlight.
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I gave my girl a STD.
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Re: omg ftw!

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Grandpa Stu wrote:lies! holy crap that most be fucking old if that really happened. i havnt been on irc for years :o
...yup, it's been more than a few years and it happened...now a days not many people hang out at the old hideout...little do they know that the entire internet is controlled from that channel in irc...
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ugh. I've been chatting to a friend's sister online for a while and last week she gave me her address.

i was too dense to realise this was probably a hint for valentines day until yesterday :dork:

I haev no fucking idea what I'm gonna priority mail to her halls of residence.
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a bottle of cheap wime and a buncha hot kisses

ey the chicks love hot kissis :drool:
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SplishSplash
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Foo wrote:I haev no fucking idea what I'm gonna priority mail to her halls of residence.
why would you bother if she lives that far away
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Post by dmmh »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:sounds like she is a very lucky woman
:icon26:
[i]And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti.[/i]
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Post by ScooterG »

*bump*

Well, since Valentine's Day is my birthday all pressies should come to me. That solves it. :icon25:
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raw wrote:I gave my girl a STD.
children are not STDs
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Post by R00k »

Cook a nice italian dinner, throw a few candles on the table, build a fire, a good bottle of merlot, plenty of kisses, and hot burning love afterwards.




Oh yea, I'm buying her an iPod shuffle. :smirk:
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R00k
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Post by R00k »

And I, for one, am SICK-AND-FUCKING-TIRED of all the jewelry commercials that have been saturating my television for the last 3 weeks.
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

got my gf a diamond pendant
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SplishSplash
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Post by SplishSplash »

R00k wrote:build a fire
I'm not sure how my landlord would feel about that.

Seriously, she just left and I told her we'd postpone Valentine's day till next weekend cause I have exams to worry about. Hopefully she's forgotten about it by then.
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SplishSplash wrote: Hopefully she's forgotten about it by then.
Don't count on that!!!
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