Valentine's day

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:53 pm

What to give?

I'm not spending more than €10 and I don't wanna make too firm a commitment. So no red roses or anything.

Post by **shadd_** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:57 pm

buy some half decent food, cook a nice meal, throw a few candles in the middle of the table and dim the lights.

insta sex.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:09 pm

Too much effort. I'm taking a test on wednesday.

It's no big deal really. I just know she expects something, so I just need a little something that's not too expensive and doesn't say "I wanna marry you."

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:13 pm

sounds like she is a very lucky woman

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:14 pm

doing v-day today cus the gf is going away on Monday

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:17 pm

you could probably find a cheap orchid. you could also go with the cutesy childish valentine made out of contruction paper and cut-out letters with glue and sparkels or whatever. easy as fuck to do but you actually "made" her something which will score points while not saying "oh my gawd i wanna marry you and have a litter of babies!"

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:18 pm

oh wait i know, get her a photo of yourself blown up real big like.

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:20 pm

Fuck that right off. spend no more than 40 pounds

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:29 pm

looks like this v-day is gonna be spent single for me unless i find someone within the next few days. so with regards to that i ask all of q3w...

Post by **DooMer** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:41 pm

On behalf of q3w, I accept.

Post by **feedback** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:45 pm

Fucking VD ay
my fiancee is on the other side of the world for 2.5 years, this holiday is shit

Post by **eepberries** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:48 pm

Give her a dildo since you probably can't pleauser her yourself amirite

Post by **DooMer** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:51 pm

I'll bet shes having no problem in the pleasure department, catch my drift? hahaha, shes a whore slut.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:15 pm

How about a teddy bear?

Post by **JulesWinnfield** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:20 am

feedback wrote:Fucking VD ay
my fiancee is on the other side of the world for 2.5 years, this holiday is shit

2.5 years? she's already got a feedbagreplacement.

Post by **farad** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:10 am

Grandpa Stu wrote:looks like this v-day is gonna be spent single for me unless i find someone within the next few days. so with regards to that i ask all of q3w...

...JoeRiggs is your valentine...

<GrandpaStu> what was the cmd to get to my winamp song thing?
<Cregore> /song
<JoeRiggs> ctrl alt z
*** GrandpaStu has left #quake3world
<Cregore> LOL
<JoeRiggs> LOL
*** GrandpaStu has joined #quake3world
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o GrandpaStu
<GrandpaStu> lol
<JoeRiggs> no I'm serious
<GrandpaStu> cunt

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:19 am

lies! holy crap that most be fucking old if that really happened. i havnt been on irc for years :o

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:23 am

I gave a day with my wife and dinner out. Plus three days of intense fucking. I'm in the clear for another 3 years.

Post by **Scourge** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:24 am

DooMer wrote:On behalf of q3w, I accept.

Superwhore.

Post by **eepberries** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:24 am

Post by **Dave** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:38 am

The only card that no one has ever given a girl (because no girl would have any guy who would give them that card)

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:10 am

riddla wrote:http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=br_ss_hs/104-7958346-5867926?search-alias=aps&keywords=wham

it wasn't funny the first time.

Post by **Captain** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:19 am

Just remember: If you give your girlfriend a massive orgasm, good luck trying to top it for her birthday, anniversary, and next Valentine's

Smart man thinks ahead :icon32:

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:00 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Just remember: If you give your girlfriend a massive orgasm, good luck trying to top it for her birthday, anniversary, and next Valentine's

Smart man thinks ahead :icon32:

clearly these are the words of a virgin

Post by **Captain** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:06 am

Virgin-free since '03

Valentine's day

Valentine's day

orchids

boooohoooo

Re: boooohoooo

omg ftw!