here's how its gonna go down....
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Freakaloin
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here's how its gonna go down....
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "We don't HAVE a weapons program. We're building a power station. And it's pronounced 'nuclear'."
USreal: "This total lack of cooperation is why diplomacy is failing!"
Iran: "We're cooperating! Your guys been all over our power station looking at everything. They agree with us; it's a power station! Look here. Switch goes up, light goes on! Switch goes down, light goes off. See?"
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "'Nuclear. Nuclear. New, like brand new, like our power station. Clear, like glass, like the clear glass we have on the wall of the power station so your boys can look in while we generate electricity. New-clear. Nuclear. Use Mr. Tongue AND Mr. Lips!"
USReal: "This kind of attitude does not help!"
Iran: "Well, you're looking like such an idiot, we thought maybe ..."
USreal: 'ATTACK! ATTACK! BOMB! KILL! NUKE THE RAGHEADS AND STEAL THEIR OIL FOR JESUS!"
questions?...
Iran: "We don't HAVE a weapons program. We're building a power station. And it's pronounced 'nuclear'."
USreal: "This total lack of cooperation is why diplomacy is failing!"
Iran: "We're cooperating! Your guys been all over our power station looking at everything. They agree with us; it's a power station! Look here. Switch goes up, light goes on! Switch goes down, light goes off. See?"
USreal: "Iran must suspend its nookular weapons program!"
Iran: "'Nuclear. Nuclear. New, like brand new, like our power station. Clear, like glass, like the clear glass we have on the wall of the power station so your boys can look in while we generate electricity. New-clear. Nuclear. Use Mr. Tongue AND Mr. Lips!"
USReal: "This kind of attitude does not help!"
Iran: "Well, you're looking like such an idiot, we thought maybe ..."
USreal: 'ATTACK! ATTACK! BOMB! KILL! NUKE THE RAGHEADS AND STEAL THEIR OIL FOR JESUS!"
questions?...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
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Freakaloin
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You should have mentioned that you plagiarized this from http://www.whatreallyhappened.com 
Like anything Freakyloin has posted isn't plagarized from somewhere, that boy doesn't have an original bone in his body except for the bone up his ass.R00k wrote:You should have mentioned that you plagiarized this from http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
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it was the presence of caps and normal punctutation that gave it awayR00k wrote:You should have mentioned that you plagiarized this from http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
:/Dek wrote:Like anything Freakyloin has posted isn't plagarized from somewhere, that boy doesn't have an original bone in his body except for the bone up his ass.R00k wrote:You should have mentioned that you plagiarized this from http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
yeah that sucked, I'll try better next time.seremtan wrote::/Dek wrote:Like anything Freakyloin has posted isn't plagarized from somewhere, that boy doesn't have an original bone in his body except for the bone up his ass.R00k wrote:You should have mentioned that you plagiarized this from http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
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