weird

Post by **OnlineKiller** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:09 pm

I was sitting in a chair before a class at my communtiy college, and some female next to me started commenting on my drawing and talking to me. I totally thought she was into me or trying to hit on me since she kept making conversation. Than she eventually said something about ahving a boyfriend, or mentioning a boyfriend and I knew than she was only making small talk. Its so weird how impossible it is to tell if a female is a) hitting on your or not b) interested in you or not c) playing hard to get or just seeking attention d) single or not e) being friendly or not etc.

how on earth am I ever gonna get a girlfriend, its weird how its ecven possible thinking about it.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:11 pm

great place for it

Post by **OnlineKiller** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:13 pm

I was expecting her to give me her number or something. And she kept making conversation for no reason, its not like she talked a bit than did her thing she kept thinking of stuff to tlak about. And how can I tell?

Post by **R00k** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:40 pm

She's not going to give you her number if you don't ask for it, strangler.

Post by **andyman** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:48 pm

What are you drawing?

A liger.

What's a liger?

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.

Hmm.
[Sighs]
Where's your friend?

I don't know. Did you see him today?

No.

Neither did I.

Do you need a ride?

No. I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me.

Oh.

[Horn Honks]

See ya.

http://script.madebylane.com/liger.mp3

... it seems html doesnt work in posts anymore. yet i knew this

Post by **-SKID-** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:52 pm

Napoleon Owned this thread.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:47 am

OnlineKiller wrote:how on earth am I ever gonna get a girlfriend, im such a fag when it comes to girls

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:08 am

R00k wrote:She's not going to give you her number if you don't ask for it, strangler.

He ain't gettin' it even if he does.

Post by **andyman** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:40 am

You draw that?

...um....CAN I SEX YOU??

Post by **eepberries** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:35 am

You idiot. If a girl starts talking to you but you find out she has a boyfriend, don't give up yet. Make friends with her and wait until they break up.

What you should have done: asked her about her classes and her in general, and then ask her if she wanted to hang out sometime.

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:27 am

You should have said "Listen bitch, do you want to fuck me or not?".

Post by **l0g1c** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:16 am

FragaGeddon wrote:You should have said "Listen bitch, do you want to fuck me or not?".

Winner.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:23 am

woah, easy tiger

you talked to an irl girl !?

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:28 am

a girl gives him some random attention and already he panics

what are you, 15?

Post by **busetibi** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:36 am

Captain Mazda wrote:
OnlineKiller wrote:how on earth am I ever gonna get a girlfriend, im such a fag when it comes to girls

so captain jihad, i suppose youll have to turn into a suicide bomber so you can get your 7 virgins,
be the only way you could get any.

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